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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Glo and the Tale of Two Peni'

Okay... basically Leona Lewis is Fire and the rest of the show wasn't....

The monologue had some great jokes... the George Bush joke... and Obama and Bill Clinton meeting... that was funny....

Jaywalking for the first time... sucky suck suck... to me... it was "Guess if they are friends or strangers"... ( everyone I asked liked it...so) who wrote this J. B. Smooth... ha... I'm so mean!

Jules Sylvester and his Daisy duke shorts... I was bored ( wow I think I spelled that right) until he talked about a snake with two penises... maybe that's peni'... don't know but I wish a human one would come my way... ( I wanted to spell it cum my way but that would have been to gross)

Annette Bening... classy lady... Jay spoke to her during the breaks... he doesn't always... he didn't speak to Jessica Simpson during her break... to dumb I guess...

Okay now for the FIRE! Leona Lewis ended the show with a bang... that girl can sing and she is pretty... me likey... her voice was perfect pitch... not to fancy with the clothes just simple and still sexy... she rocked...

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Mouse your rush is over... welcome to the team...

Oh NBC... TODAY IS... WHAT TUESDAY... I WILL GIVE YOU TILL FRIDAY TO GLUE OR TAPE UP THE WALL PAPER THAT IS COMING DOWN IN THE LOBBY( IN TWO PLACES)... JAY IS STILL HERE AND THE LOBBY WILL LOOK GOOD UNTIL HE IS GONE...

JAY AND HIS GUEST DESERVE THAT MY GAWD!... TILL FRIDAY OR I WILL GLUE IT MY SELF.... OH

GET RID OF THE COBWEBS... DON'T LET JAY LOOK RAGGEDY... PLEASE... THANK YOU ... HELP ME HELP YOUR AZ!
YOU WILL RESPECT THE PLACE OF MY BOO UNTIL HE IS GONE!

( I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES YET .... SO GET TO IT)

6 comments:

Paria said...

u are too too much!!! Hil-a-RIOUS!!!!

Grant said...

Hey sweet thing. How was Max yesterday?

GloZell said...

Well Paria...
Thanks... I just have to keep things tight for Boo... no one from the show sees the jacked up lobby and it's been that way for weeks... I gave them more than enough time... it's bad... just wall paper hanging off the wall... let that jive look like that by friday and see .... I don't think the show knows... so...

Thanks for the comment... and ceep up the great work at work...
G

GloZell said...

Hey... Max was funny... he was telling me that Jay should buy Exon gas station... so the Exon Tiger can be on the show... and he was cracking himself up... it was kind of sweet ... Jay likes cats... and that's Max....

Talk to you soon...
G

Grant said...

Hey gorgeous !! All this 5am hiking will pay off very very soon....and i shall kiss all your aching bodyparts better

x

Anonymous said...

GG,
We're keeping a watchful eye on Hurricane Ike. Looks like the UT-Arkansas game will be cancelled for Saturday. We've experienced MANY in Brownsville as you have in Florida. Hope we don't get twisters or loose power Saturday.
We went for Jim's MRI in Round Rock and then to a Sirloin Stockade buffet. I went through medical papers while I waited.
Maybe ABC can find someplace for Jay's show in the old Lockheed area. I read there's lots of new stuff recently built. Maybe if something is closing/going out of business there's a spot. Maybe the Chamber of Commerce knows of a building.
Enjoyed the creatures last night. The tarantulas are very common in Brownsville where we lived and Jim grew up. They love the resacas and kids play with them by letting them walk up and down they're arms. Big brown furry ones hop across the hot asphalt and are not a problem unless they flatten...that's when they bite. I always had to check my shoes in the closet for them and scorpions because they like cool places. I'll sure you saw lots in Florida.
Hope tonight's show is a good one. Keep me posted on Max...there's always a Max story and I like them.
You stay safe/have fun!
XXXOOOXOO,
MD