I am house sitting in a magnificent house... pool... big TV... I had to let the gardener and pool people in today...
One thing I know... is that Mexican gardeners... will get their work done... no matter what... if someone shoot themselves dead in front of a bush... they will step over you and get the work done...
so I have been getting hundreds of texts, phone calls, emails... thank you... most are so angry at NBC... I love NBC... I wouldn't have met any of my "people if it wasn't for Jay Leno's show... I'm not throwing two years away... I love Jay and the show and everyone who works for the show and definitely the audience...
one call I got was from this guy that was kind of sweet ... I met him at the Tonight Show about a month ago now... so... he came over after my play rehearsal... ( I'm in the play It's a Wonderful Life)
So I'm thinking... yes... this is great...
he talked about the Tonight Show with Jay ( my favorite subject)... then we watch 300 the movie... ( what... that is not romantic.... but what ever there is a man... where there is man there is penis... so I closed my eyes and listened to the grosses movie ever)
movie over... (yes... kiss me you fool!)... he started talking " How can they just let you go... Does Jay know about this... questions I have been answering all day from Britain to Canada people have been so kind...
Okay... this guy isn't getting the idea here.... so I asked him if he is dating some one...
I mean it's like 2 AM surly he isn't here to only talk about JAY!
and I was right... he also talked about God and that he knows that the Bible says that people should wait to have sex ... people should be married... (say it ain't so)
Should I be surprised?... this is my life... my Va Jay Jay is a penis repellent... it has to be...
aw man and he is a size 12 shoe... oh well
but does that mean that... he thinks that I could be that person one day... wow... wouldn't that be something... I will let Jay marry us on his Emmy Award winning Jay Leno Show on ABC...( you would think I would stop thinking so big)
I have had not 1, not 2 this is the 4th guy who likes me ( I think he likes me) and no sex... two long term relationships and one long distance...
how does that happen to one person WHY LAWD!... so... I will have to find more things to put between my boobs...
Got nothing else going there... and I think that's the best for me... I get the message Lord
Let me recap my last week... neighbor shot himself but was kind enough to not block my car with his body... he did that so I could get to the Tonight Show... I saw Dolly Parton... Got kicked out of the Tonight Show... I don't eat meat and cant get laid... okay... got it
Paria is over and we are going swimming... the towels have a warmer so how cool is that?...
the house that I am at... I met them at the Tonight Show... Jay has the best audience ever...
I didn't say goodbye to anyone at the show... I would have loved to just shake Gidget's hand... and the other producers... the band... I love the camera men... Jeff the master of the Wardrobe... Phil the DJ... everyone...Thanks Tonight Show
Hey Par I'm finishing up my blog and I will come join you....
While I was chillaxing by the pool I got a call from Bob ( The Scientologist/Energy Plan for Obama Guy)
Bob --- Steve isn't doing well they took him to the emergency ... infection in his knee
GloZell-- What again... four surgeries on the same knee...
Bob--- Can you call... I am going to keep calling but... I...
GloZell --- Yes I will call Steve and we can go out to the hospital again... don't worry...
Bob --- I'm sorry I can't go to the show this week... but maybe next week if you can get me a ticket...
GloZell -- Just call me when you are ready we will talk...
( He's already upset... what the point in telling him now I can't go to the show or stand on the sidewalk... the sidewalk... come on NBC)
Bob and Steve I met at the show and they come to the show every week... but Steve hurt his knee and I went to visit him at the VA hospital...
Bob Steve and I go to the resturant across the street after the show... the last time Max saw Bob and myself and sat down with his friend...
Hey Paria... don't take... man... I didn't get a chance to suck in my fat and I'm ashy!
15 comments:
I don't like that one bit. Why the hell did they kick you out?! There are so many other offensive things out there about Jay and NBC. All they could've done was give you a warning and not treat you like a crazy person. If it wasn't for you my dad wouldn't have been in the pic we got at the show. That sucks. It wasn't supposed to end that way for you. You should have been guaranteed a ticket at his last NBC show. AND even though times are tough I really wanted to see the show with you at least one more time. I guess we'll have to hang out somewhere else, WHEN I come to visit.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE TIME GO FULL FORCE WITH YOUR ACTING AND COMEDY.
PLEASE PLEASE RECONSIDER TE BOOK THING. A Florida girl moving to LA and getting banned from a show. Come on GLO! Seriously consider it. And go full force with that ABC soap thing too!
-Love Ya,
Dan
U are a ROCKSTAR in my book! Any one else would have been cussing NBC out right about now! But NOT GloZell, a true dignified lady! For what it is worth- NBC didn't deserve you in the first place! Now you are free to fly!!!!
seriously. i can't imagine going to the show without you there!! you add so much to it... nobody in line is going to have such a fun experience while waiting all day anymore :( and i can't believe they kick you out yet wolfman can stay?!!!
NAPPY was mad as hell! Did you read the comment she left you on last Friday's posting??? At least the mystery is solved!!!! She needs HELP!!!!! MAJOR!!! In the same breath that she said she hopes to never be as "horrible" as you she calls you names and belittles you!!!! Clearly, the biotch doesn't know the POWER you have backing you!
Hey Dan...
You are right.. nothing to stop me now... They Don't know how many things I havent' put in this blog... but... I have said that don't take what I say so seriously... I mean really?
I just would have loved to be at the meeting where they are talking about my blog... my tiny blog!
Interesting... I joke... someone else has some issues... and banning me wont solve them...
I am fine Dan W. thanks so much...
Book... here I come... thanks
LoVe you to Dan!
GloZell
Paria...
Thanks so much... people laugh until you hit something that's close to them... I have talked about Jay his wife... the show... the President... everyone... blacks whites poor rich... myself... How do you work for NBC and be sensitive? Ha...
God Bless them! I Love NBC the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... I mean I have talked about Conan ...
It's all good...
thanks so much...
GloZell
Brittyn...
Hey ... I became Vegan in the Tonight Show line... something great will have to come out of this... I mean my good has to outway the bad and by bad... I have said don't take this blog seriously... it's a blog... that's like getting mad at Jay for talking about the President or someone... If you don't like it... don't read it...
you would think that NBC would understand or something... it's a blog... oh well... thanks for the support...
GloZell
I am a fan of Glozell Green NOT NBC! Now I know why! !! NEVER WATCHING THE SHOW AGAIN! It is banned from my household.
-A MAD BLACK WOMAN
GloZell...I never cared a rat's behind about Jay Leno until you started blogging about him. You were his biggest fan,and you brought a lot of great things to the show. You are always a bright shining, superstar. It all points in the direction that something better is waiting for you.
You are the best...Can't wait to see how this all evolves now. You are free!
xoxo
Leslie
Nappy?
Oh ha ha ha... Nappy... I don't have a problem with Nappy... I didn't even use the real name... I was stating what so many people were thinking and what someone leaned over and said....
Nappy got her hair together and looked great... so she is welcome... hope she gets a great job at NBC or anyplace else and when their is no uniform... do whatever...
People from her job... has spoken to me... the same ones who are smiling in her face are the same ones... who are talking about her... the same ones.... I let it be known ... and it help...
pluss eveyone knows her now and she won't fall through the cracks ... even if it's to get me back somehow... she will hopefully get a job...
I introduced her to my mother because they are in the same club... she has a masters degree and cute shape... just the leg warmers and fro hawk was getting out of hand... some others have gotten jobs and gone and she is still there... hopfully this shed light... and she makes it ... where ever and what ever she wants...
I don't have a problem with her...
I am not too serious of a person and I am comming from a comedic background sort of thinking... so I go overboard... but if I didn't no one would have read it... and no one has said the times I said she looked good... becuase that's not how people are...
that's not fun... that's not interesting...
now she is the most talked about person there... everyon one knows her... she is the reason GloZell is kicked out... she is welcome
we will be friends one day watch...
she will cool down...
after a while you just have to laugh... I wish I was in the room when they read my blogs... wow... exsecutives at NBC sayine " Nappy over and over" I bet they were laughing... that's funny! They have to do what they have to do...
Thanks
GloZell
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GIRL!!!! Whoever wanted to get rid of you should hang out with you! You are a COMEDIAN! Nothing out of your mouth is ever laced with malice! Poor poor ignorant fools! One day you will receive the public apology you deserve, until then-- use this AMAZING blog of yours to reach the HUGE devoted audience you have created for yourself! Loving you always!
P.S. Can't stand to watch ANYTHING on NBC, I am now the BIGGEST ABC fan EVER!
--- NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED~
-Peace to you funny lady,
John
OMG Glozie! What a mistake not letting you attend the tapings! Brittyn is right! It ain't gonna be fun going to the shows anymore without you there! I'm switching to Letterman. Never really cared for NBC anyway. CBS is my fave channel, always has been! I wonder if Jay had any say in this matter. Anyway, I'm glad your looking at the bright side of things! You're a great person! A Blog is a Blog, nothing written in stone, it's just words for readin'. Pure Entertainment! And THAT you have definitely done for all your readers! We love your stuff! You are a riot! Your videos are so funny!!! Jay has never made me laugh like you've made me laugh! He uses writers and video clips of stupid people walking the streets of LA (an embarrassment if you ask me) to make people laugh. Not you... You use your God given Talent, and one day my dear, you'll be able to take that to the bank! And you'll be the one laughing then! The world doesn't revolve around Jay Leno, he used to be the focal point of your blog. Now it's time to make it about you! We want more GloZellavision!!!! More videos please! Spoof your Exit please!
I'm glad I was able to join you one more time. It was fun! We have to get together for lunch one day! It isn't the end of the world....
Let's keep in touch!
Love ya Glozie!
Your Friend
Shorts Girl!
P.S. I haven't had a chance to view your videos we talked about, I've been away from the computer, haven't had much pc time!
Hey Anonomouse...
A lot of people said that they are no longer watching the show... this is the most crazy thing... and get this... clearly 1. Nappy knows who she is... that's not her name but everyone seemed to guess who... then to make sure she got the reconition ( sorry about spelling) she leaves a message ... I wouldn't have known... never would have guessed someone on the entry level...
If you have even read my blog for a week... I have said far worse about people who are high up... and they don't pay me no mind...
During the strike... lots of things were said about NBC but they were on the sidewalk... are you kidding me... I can't walk on the sidewalk...
It's always the Nappy person... people with stuff to do and know who they are don't care about what a person who is outside, not employed says on a blog...
The funny part truly is that Nap wanted everyone to know it was them... so sad... so everyone please give Nap a pat on the back... whatever makes Nap Happy... it would be a shame to be so upset and nothing came of it...
I wish Naps well...
Ha.. so fame Nap wants... fame Nap gets...
I pray for Obama... it's always one of your own... always...
GloZell
Hey Mad Black Woman!
Glad you pointed out that you are a Mad Black Woman... if you have looked at my blog I have been more than fair about MY issues and how I need to grow... and MY background... can you belive this... This is what get's me kicked off... HAIR... that I have talked about on myself...
I love how Naps has not looked at all the other stuff I have said... the GOOD... never the GOOD...
I am happy for your support... and please watch Jay when he is at ABC...
I am visiting a Vet. at the VA hospital today ( who I met at the Show)... wanted to get a card signed from Jay ... not for me but for the guy who came every week before his fall...
Don't stay Angry... thanks so much... truly thank you...
and for the record... when I started at NBC... no... no blacks doing the job Nappy has... non... I talked about that... all on the blog 2006...
Then some came finally... not on time... uniform not ironed... attitude... then a few great ones... and they ( two cute well dressed friendly ones) got jobs!
I was more than happy... same with secuity guards... non!... I wrote about that...
I can't tell you how many tickets I got for NBC employees who couldn't get on the guest list in time... didn't blog about that...
the friends and family of security guards... I got tickets held spots... so they would have to sit all day...
didn't blog about that... I'm no angry... it the whole I want to make sure you know who it was...
God Bless...
some story this is...
my mother has been calling... I have to call her back... I'll tape it I already know what she is going to say... something about Jesus... OMG... and sing we shall over come... watch and see...
take care and thanks so much...
GloZell
Lesile...
Hey... glad to know you still read this blog... makes me feel great... wow... thanks... I am kind of numb you know... not sad not anything... I have been busy wich helps...
Found another nonsexual man... the hits just keep on a comming...
This helps becuase I did think that all I had was the Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... but becuase of the people who go to the show... I realize that hmmm my singing is okay... I come up with funny situations and comments quick... I am much more confident....
thanks
I wonder how this is going to evolve myself... I thought I had nine months to "Get a Life" but it has started now
Thanks
GloZell
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