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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

GloZell Al Green

Today someone was cleaning the windows... great... now just glue up the wall paper falling down in the lobby... you have till Friday NBC....

Al Green was on the show today and before the show... some of his band mates who knew my name and remembered me from the time before came outside and said hi... they were so kind... it was great seeing them... ( hope they come back)

all of a sudden someone in line said... " Is that Skunk?"... no it wasn't skunk it was ... fresh greenery... ... some of the people in line started to cough... just kidding... some of us laughed about the funny greenery smell...

Something went wrong with the cue cards and Jay just skipped a joke or something... because after the monologue he came off stage to talk to the cue card guy who felt so bad... FIRE HIS AZ JAY... just kidding... ha ha ha...

Mathew McCanughey... OMG... he is better looking in person than in the movies... ISTG ( I Swear to Gawd) he is hot... however.... kind of out there....

Dear Mathew McConughey..
Your body is FIRE!
but no one cares about the Twelve tribes of Jacob
you name you kid after... the Levites... or the Denim-ites
and we don't care about the hot maid/purse maker
of a baby momma you have... or that you played the drums
during the break of the show...
What we care about ( and I speak for all us horny women) is
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT YOU CRAZY NUT CASE OF A MAN!

Mathew told this story of how his father died while having sex with his nutty mother... ( I close my case) yeah... say what ever you want just ... just TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT CuZ we don't care about nothing else...
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Mr. T. Boone Pickens... great interview... cute old guy... someone we could all learn from... would love to see him on another show where he could have more time to talk... very interesting...

Al Green... well ...he looks good... I know the band was feeling good... the whole audience knew the band was feeling good

The energy was off this week ( Melinda you were right) but John Melendez did his best to warm us up... he could tell that we were sucking as an audience... but he plowed through... ( not easy)

When the audience arrives early we can talk and laugh before the show for hours... but it's off season... so people get in line right before we go in and John Melendez has to warm up from

"Ah the cab took me to the wrong place... we waited all day at the Price is right show and didn't get in"... Where is the sun? ... and that goes on and on... so it is what it is....

oh that bit with McCain and John Melendez... funny... Good job Tonight Show with Jay Leno..
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO PERSONAL RACISM
Hey Melinda, MD, Fightn' Mad Mary

um... not too long ago I was house sitting... and I befriend this young nice black guy... I left him in the house while I went to get my Tonight Show Tickets ( my mother was in town at that time)...
two weeks ago... I get this call about huge... thousands of dollars on my card... but non of them went through...

because it was from a card that I didn't activate yet... the only person who had access to a card that doesn't work yet was him... so I look at Obama and ... I just can't get pass all the ( trying to have somewhat of an ego but...) but it's hurt from the same thing with the black men that I... I.... I ... I... not all... but ... I.... GloZell Lyneette Green... come in contact with... in the past

So ... I am not saying that I am in no way right at all... just being honest... lots of people get to make comments and get to be anonymous but I'm out there....

I do think that Barack becoming President for the whole twenty minutes of his residency... cuz if Jessie Jackson would boldly say in a news station the he would like to " cut off Barack Obamas Nuts off" that's some slave master Sh** talk ... who can Barack feel and be safe with...

You know what I'm saying?... that came from not some hood thug ... but from Rev. Jessie Jacksno!... Someone who pride themselve... their whole liviley hood is on the fact that he walked with Martin Luther King... Jessie was in the in... ??????

I'll take a smaller penis over worring about trust issues... white guys are talented in other way... so I hear... YES! Long as the job get's done right?

well just pray for me... that's all... I know... we shall over come

Thanks....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

GG,
Waiting on the next "Ike" update in 15 minutes. Saturday's UT game was cancelled and they'll play (U of Ark.) the 27th. We're to get LOTS of rain/winds.
Jay just finished and am watching "The Farmer's Daughter" with Loretta Young. Jay just finished and I enjoyed Matthew McConnaughy and T. Boone Pickens. His Mom, Kay, lives here in Sun City and that is how his dad died. Kay is in the theater club and sometimes Matthew is snuck in to see her in plays to avoid the craziness. Kay swims and plays tennis and is about the size of Posh Beckham. So this was Texas night.
Saw my name in today's entry so will respond... That young black guy, as so many before him let you down. I consider the fact the Jesse Jackson despises Barrack a real compliment to barrack. You kinda feel like a racist against Blacks?...and that is painful. You went to school without blacks and have lots of white friends now, and there's a lack of trust with blacks and that really bothers you. Barrack is someone you admire and think you trust. He could change things for the country...and make you proud of the blacks. But, GG, you relate to people NOT based on RACE, but on qualities you admire...so you're NOT A RACIST. You enjoy many cultures and that's good. So do I. You're a neat person!!!
XXXOOXOO,
MD
P.S. I wrote you also on the Tues., 9/9 comments this PM...

Grant said...

i think Mr McConno-topless has it written into his contract that his shirt must come off at least twice per movie. Bless him.

How are Miss Glo's tight buns doing? I would say fanny, but as you know, in my country that means a ladies 2nd set of lips
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GloZell said...

MD..
I watched that movie when I was a kid... I remember that...

Ike is still running amuk... hey... I like what you said about me... that makes me feel better ... Yea!...
I am also meeting today with a young man ( back when I was working) I gave money too for him to produce his movie... hasn't payed me back ... his independfilm about the homeless is doing well in it's circle...

He's black... and I'm talking two years ago... not 10 dollars... nothing... and now... I really need that money back... but God Provides all the time...

Last night I slept on the floor of a friend becuase I didn't have the gas to go home and come back... hiking is free and that makes me feel great...
we pray at the top of the canyon everyday... Family,our political leaders, husbands and family to be, Jay Leno and his next move...

it's fun... I did do some ghost writing... and getting paid for that... I can punch up anything and make it funny or point out what needs to be done... so that's cool....
oh well... I should get gas today...
I wish Mathew would just take off his shirt... he is sooooo good looking... leg up award...
got to go girl on her way to pick up for hiking...
Bye.
G

GloZell said...

Okay I'm back... where was I... oh.. hello Grant my British Boyfriend... I am working on my Fanny... American Fanny that is... hiking and today I did 1000 sit up... want to look as hot as the Producers at the Tonight Show...

The hike is getting easier... so I am going to add 2 pound weights...

Talk to you latter...
G

Paria said...

Obama is an educated, powerful, smart, genuine man. He is as much black as he is white... We will never agree on this subject... but we have had many stupid white men lead this country and as much damage as has been done, I can't imagine a black man causing any more harm. "You can put lipstick on a pig, but at the end of the day it is still a pig" and I am NOT talking about Palin.

CYA!!!! Keep up the funny Ms.G!

Grant said...

i wish i was hiking with Glo every day ! i do really! I hoep i get some prayers said for my pathetic british fanny?
Now im getting scared the republicans might get back in ! Why cant just California and NY vote in elections, not fair !
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