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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Good Morning Jimmy Kimmel... from GloZell

Okay... I talked to "PK" ( Preachers Kid... they guy I like that I met at the Tonight Show but he is a 40 year old virgin)

I can not listen to anymore of his car talk... I need to call Mavis Leno and ask her how she does it... I'm done... Done I tell you!

He doesn't have sex and he has a purity ring because he is married to the Lord until marriage! Great... ( Thanks a lot Lord!)

I know that Jesus does a lot of things but I didn't know he was cock blocker!...

This Calls for a song!

Between Naps and Virgins... I am loosing it!

I didn't go to Jimmy Kimmel... I should drag myself there tomorrow... New Month... New Hair... New .... .... ... Show ... kind of sucks but one must press forward... I'm not turning into salt looking back... ( Waiting for you Jay to join... bring everyone! even Joe M. )

Hey Jimmy Kimmel... I'm GloZell!


Jay will always be my #1 Boo.... now it's Boo Hoo for me ... ha!
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October 12 Let California Ring ( I'm going to the Parade!)

Vote No on Prop 8

Just cuz I can't get married (because I like Car loving Jesus married Virgins) doesn't mean that other people can't!

I will just look at his my space page like a dummy... he is sooooooooooo cute... with his Jesus fish bracelet... hat... ring... yeah... I can pick them... he is so cute... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Remember... Don't take life too seriously.... Laugh!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

u r singing of a milky white penis, yet supporting gay marriage... do you swing both ways funny lady??

GloZell said...

No I don't swing both ways... but I do support Gay marraige... any two people should be able to get married...
that's that... don't care if anyone thinks I'm gay... I will take that as a compliment (sorry if I spelled that wrong)
And I can't find anyone to go with me... but that's okay...
I was one of the ones who belived that God hated gays...wich really dosen't make sense ...
I had a cousin who died becuase he had to hide his true self...

So that's that...
I am going I will be proud to go... it took more than just black people to help black rights... we couldn't get married...

It took more than woman to get women's rights...

Hey start that rumor that I'm gay... don't care... I'm in good company...

When my Husband left me in California... it was Gay Man who let me stay with him while I get a place... it was perfect because he didn't want anything from me...
I was thinking... God doesn't approve of this guy? But he approves of my Husband.... hmmmm
So this is where I stand now...

When you know better you do better... and I happen to Love a penis I just can't have right now...
oh well might as well help others get theirs if they want...

Maybe you want me to swing... naughty naughty... I'm strickly dickly but that doesn't matter

GloZell

Paria said...

Glo! I'm mad at you! The penis song is stuck in my head! Almost caught myself humming it at work! Ugh. That would not go well in a workplace full of MEN.

P.S. My momma has some food for you! LOVE YA!

GloZell said...

Paria..
You scared me for a min... Mad at me.. oh no...
Yes food! ummm I'm on your side of town... yes! food... I shouldn't be so happy huh?

You want to go watch Cat Power woman bowl? Not ready to go to the hood... yesterday on the way home... some guy looked at another guy's girl... everyone went looking for their guns...
I was like what the?

So I wait till late to go over...
Cool...
I love your mother! Yes yes...
Thanks

That song will work well with a room full of men... where is this heavenly place you speak of?

I talked to PK... he called right when I was drooling over his pics on myspace...
ahhhh he is soooo cute... makes me sick...
I tried to be like "Whatever" but... no... I melted as always...
tell you later...

So nice of her to make Vegan food special just for me... yea!
Thanks
GloZell

brittyn said...

by the way it's vote YES on prop 8! :)

brittyn said...

oops, it's YES on prop 2, and no on prop 8! ahh

GloZell said...

Brittyn...
Thanks anyways so nice of you ... I really wouldn't want to get that wrong... like almost everthing else...
Thanks
Go Vegan
GloZell

Sugee Andersyn said...

Unprivatize this video!! It's one of your greatest hits!! >:/