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Monday, September 29, 2008

NAPPYLAND... By GloZell

Once upon a time ...

In a world

in a Northern Backward City... (N.B.C. for short)

their was a Nanny the greatest Nanny of all!... who took care of children all over the land...

One day she was a Nanny to some bad behind kids... the worst ever... she didn't want to be a Nanny for them but... she needed the money to buy legwarmers... in the summer!

(she had no sense of fashion... the poor thing)

because the evil children got on the Nanny's Nerves.....

Nanny developed a headache and took a NAP!!!!..

As the Nanny lay... the bad mean and evil children shaved her Golden Weave and put a package of seeds on her head... watered it and laughed while she slept....

When the Nanny woke up... her Weave was gone!

It was replaced by Beautiful NAPS!!!!!...

she went crazy and was known throughout N.B.C. as NAPPY NANNY!
Nappy goes around ruining the fun times of others at N.B.C. because she has no life...



if you ignore her it will drive her more mad...

this is the story of sad... pitiful NAPPY NANNY of N.B.C...

so be careful and watch out... you might be having a great time at N.B.C.... enjoying your life... and NAPPY NANNY might show up and try to ruin it...

Nappy Nanny use to be Beautiful ...

but now she is foolish ,ugly, and evil inside... and everyone at N.B.C. know it...

Nappy Nanny will go away with in a year because no one will hire her with that horrible personality...



The End?

Remember... Don't take life to seriously.... Laugh!

8 comments:

Paria said...

You had me peeing in my pants!!!! GIRL!!! TOO MUCH!!! Bravo Ms. Glo! Keep the world laughing- it is your calling!

GloZell said...

Hey!
Thanks Par Par
sorry about your pants...
I will do my part for the World!
GloZell

Anonymous said...

LOvE YOU Glozell! When you get your own show- tell me the Network because I want to BLOG YOU!!!! I will stand in line everyday!!!!!

XOXOXO
JJ

GloZell said...

JJ
Is this Jessie Jackson?... ha...
I think that it's great the you feel that I will get my own show when I can't even walk on the sidewalk at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

( still love them... it's just that... that's too funny not to mention every single time... like they own the sidewalk... I know what goes on ... on that sidewalk more than anyone else)

Well the Network... ABC where Ever Jay is... and their will be plenty of sidewalks...

Aww it will be great to have a someone willing to go to my show everyday... sounds cool to say that....

Please promise if you blog just be real... don't need anyone to just blow smoke... I would welcome the thoughts of the fans ...

Thanks JJ... I am making myself drive down to the Jimmy Kimmel show... Just looking at the clock...
I wish Jay was there already then I know the people are... SOMEWHAT nice... ha!

Thanks I can go on and on...
Take care JJ
GloZell

Anonymous said...

PERFECTLY HILARIOUS! We miss you in the line.... the TS will never be the same again without our Queen of Comedy.

--- chris

GloZell said...

Hey Chris...
Thanks so much... I hope that everyone get's along with Max and Natalie Natalie... ha ha...

I miss you and everyone very very much...

Thanks for the comment... means alot to me...
GloZell

Anonymous said...

GloZell!
Because of you, our children and our children's children will be telling the tale of the Nanny....

The classic, and beloved tale of The Nanny. at N.B.C.


LOL!

GloZell said...

Yes Anonymous

The Tale of Nappy Nanny will live on at N.B.C. and comb through generations....

Watch out... Nappy Nanny might find you and try to end your Joy... but the Joy you have is far bigger than N.B.C.

Take care
GloZell