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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

GloZell is Shia

In line today I met... Ryan who is traveling the country and hopes to be on the Tonight Show one day for his life story... cool.... he asked me if he stank... I smelled his crotch and arm pits... he was cool so I gave him a ticket and he enjoyed the show... probably come back tomorrow....

The Monologue was great... it's really been good lately.... ( Mouse ( writer)I love your big boy clothes... you look good!)

Jaywalking was cool.... before they played Jaywalking Jay had an awkward cleavage moment with Beverly... guest of someone who works for the show... and her high school daughter...

Guest...

Shia LaBeouf... so handsome... nicely dressed... hand all messed up from a car accident... ripped his fingernail off... and Shia gave Jay his finger nail... to show Jay some man love... ( yeah creepy man love)

Some girl on the front row asked Shia for his fingernail... and he threw it to her... YUK but I bet it will sell on ebay....

Beau Biden... wow he was great... told a great story about his father Joe Biden... I like this family....

Nelly was cool but the surprise was that Akon and Ashanti was singing with him... they did a great job... Ashanti looked amazing... ( Jay flirted with her mother... AZ always... cute)
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It has come up ... for some reason more this year than last... Do I think Jay Leno is gay?... well it doesn't' matter to me ( I'm just lettin gyou know Jay) but here are some of the facts....


For the Bible tells me so .org

6 comments:

grant said...

hey sweetness, hope you are ok ?? Miss hearing from you
x

Paria said...

For a spider to spin a web, it has to transform liquid silk inside special glands into solid threads. It does this by physically pulling silk through its spinnnerets – silk-secreting organs on its abdomen. Once the thread is started, the spider lifts its spinnerets into the breeze. Spider silk is very lightweight. Any slight breeze – even convection currents from a patch of ground warming in the sun – can carry the thread from tree to tree. Although the thread isn’t sticky or gluey, it is still able to adhere to the tree. Most likely it just gets tangled on small protuberances or it adheres due to static electrical forces, like balloons sticking to a TV screen. At this point, the spider can use the thread to “tightrope walk” from one tree to another – with the spider hanging underneath the thread.

BOTTOMLINE: YOU were right!!!

GloZell said...

I'm just fine thanks...
thanks for keeping up with me...
GloZell... I am thinking about shadow dancing... strange things cross my mind when I am by myself ( every night) if I had a man here... I might not be as creative... ha ha...
GloZell

GloZell said...

I tried to tell you! Spiders don't fly... you are so funny... I was like why are we having this conversation... can't wait for you to tell me this to my face...
ah... it's the small things in life that keeps me going...
GloZell

Grant said...

Is your phone working now?? Ive been trying and trying?
Im assuming the worse now
Please reassure me a little!

GloZell said...

Yep I-za- fine...
thanks
GloZell