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Monday, September 08, 2008

GloZell Phelps

I was in line at 5 50 AM... there were people who slept over night... they had a bed and everything...

everyone in line was to see MICHAEL PHELPS....

Shorts Girl got board and made a face out of her nut shells... Shorts Girl turned the shells and made an Asian friend ...


Girls were getting ready to see Michael Phelps... hot curling hair... putting on make up... changing clothes...I had a hole in the back of my dress so I had to keep my jacket tied around my wistThese adorable young lady's were here on Cold Play Day and remember me and thanked me for taping Coldplay when they came out and greeted their fans... They were playing Tabooand gave me the most precious card .. JAY LENO... aw they are so sweet!Tonight Show Biz...
The two Clinton on Palin joke.... FIRE! so funny....

Want to know who wasn't funny... J. B. Smooth... BOO! He struck and missed... so awkward between J.B. and Jay... J. B. and Michael... he ended on a good laugh... but over all no fire in fact... pour water on the coals... stick to writing...

Michael Phelps... girls were going wild... he was very calm... almost too calm like... he was so tired and this wasn't his thing... answered these questions millions of time... kind of just shelpt on stage in his flip flops... Phelps Shelps

That didn't stop the women from " I love you Michael".... his body is WOW... his face... a little OW... but he is amazing athlete and such an inspiration...

Michael fingers were so long... and he has big feet... YES! Who cares about his face... you don't screw his face... close your eyes he can be Gorge Clooney.... aaahh...

Michael and J. B. Smooth have a face for radio...

Kardial Official Feat. Akon.... they were Fire... and they look like they had been burnt... Akon is blacker than a hundred midnights down in a Cyprus swamp... AKON... Acorn... same thing

The group had energy and looked like they were having fun... it picked things up after J. B. Smooth brought the show down somewhat....

J. B. your show is good " Till Death" ( I would sell out too if I could) ha...
J.B. did something no one else has ever done... made me wish Arsenio Hall was on the show... he might be jittery... but Arsenio is funny...

Thanks J. B. for helping break the black man stereotype... see white America.... not all black people are funny....

Dear Mouse.... ( Black writer/musician)
I know that people mistake you for a
3 ft. 7 basketball player but there
is no need to wear a basketball uniform...
the top and bottom... just the top...

Hot Tea! ( Producer/Produce-er) Looking good girl!!!!... I don't know how you walk in those sexy black heels with pointed toe.... FIRE!
At first I thought it was the jeans ... but you got some cute round onions back there... work it... you don't see it but I do... they guys are a looking.... Awesome! Great jog keeping that body tight after a baby and all... your body is FIRE!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

GG,
Just wrote you on 9/7's comments (Sunday's).
XXOOOX,
MD

Melinda said...

the audience sounded like azzholes today clapping when Jay said Tom Brady was out for the season. WTH? And why the hooping and hollering for McCain? CA is blue, aint it? The audiences lately are wack.

Why are you convinced the Great White Hope, er, I mean, McCain-Palin will win, Glo? Looks can be deceiving, that's all I'll say.

Anyway, Phelps was cool...I like him.

GloZell said...

Okay thanks MD!
G

GloZell said...

Melinda..
where have you been...
I don't follow sports um... oh they claped when Jay said Jessica Simpson replyed " Oh is that who I'm dating' something like that... the clapping was too the Jessica reference... I think...

I just think that .... I don't know ... that McCain is going to win... not that he should or that he is the best....

I ... really wish someone else was running but I am not voting so my thought are just random.... I have seen it happen befor... the old swich a roo with votes and recounts and chads....

I will support who ever wins and hope that they bring this county around in a positive way...
Phelps is cool... he was at a pool befor coming to a show...

when you see a star... on a show not like in the streets and you have been watching this hero... you still have this Gold Medal Hero stance and feel... and when you see them... after being away from home... doing all these interviews.... tired... not as excited to see the audience becuase they have done this so many times... it's like... oh ... yeah that was weeks ago....
Like we were still at the Olympics... this poor guy " havent done a thing... no havent trained" ... it's the real non hoopla side... not that he's not great... he is FIRE! I would have loved for him to take off his shirt... lol....

The audience was mostly Obama people... there were a few McCain people very few but loud and most people just clap becuase they are supporting Jay and what ever he is talking about...
If the lights were on and the cameras were on the audience... you wouldn't hear that much for McCain...
we were having a talk outside befor the show... there was a guy who is in college studying Polotics and he said that unless the economy turns around big time in the next what 8 weeks... no way McCain is going to win....

so thats that... um... where have you been... family okay?
GloZell

Paria said...

GO OBAMA!!! GO GloZell!!!! No way. No how. NO McCain. Keep it up you hilarious girl!!!!