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Saturday, September 27, 2008

GloOlogy...

Bob --- Hey Let's go visit Steve...


GloZell-- Okay

Bob -- There is a nice place I want to take you for Breakfast before we go to the hospital...


GloZell --- That's nice of you...

We pull up to the Scientology Celebrity Center... WOW... okay




right when we pulled up a nice car was unloading some kids... ( OMG!!!!)




GloZell--- Bob... that's ( think of the most famous Scientology's ... his kids That's all I'm going to say it was kind of a private place... beautiful place)




The place was beautiful... the food was great... everyone was so nice... the famous kids sat next to us... the son ( who was like me ...wink wink) was kind enough to name drop his name... father... and baby sister... how nice was he....




it was somehow peaceful... the garden was beautiful... cameras discretely everywhere... security everywhere.... I would love to come back and just sit in the garden... no cameras... just sit in the garden... get some some food.. which was amazingly good...

I took one picture of Bob and his orange juice but I didn' t want to take pictures of any one's kids ... It's great they have a place to go and not be hounded... ---
I thanked Bob and we went to the VA Hospital... I didn't realize it but Steve has been in the hospital for 2 months... the Doctors have found things wrong with his kidneys and other stuff... but they are fixing it... ( Steve is Jewish... and we all get along)

We talked about the Tonight Show with Jay Leno of course and I told them I will still meet them at the restaurant across the street... they rather go to another show and wait to see Jay at ABC...
Then Steve said they will go to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and carry a black doll with blonde hair ... a GloZell Doll to the show... that was funny...

Steve was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy we came by... he told all the nurses and other Vets... how he met me and we had a great visit....

GloZell --- Bob... get over by the bed so I can take a picture...(Bob has on his Tonight Show with Jay Leno hat)


Bob-- Now it's your turn...


GloZell --- Yeah... I got a white guy in bed... and he can't move... I am taking advantage of this situation...
Steve appreciated the visit so much...
I met both of them two years ago at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... this is the kind of relationships that have formed out in that line... There will be more at ABC... --------------------------------------------



Paria is coming by to chilax by the pool... this is my last day house sitting this mansion... ( for people I met at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno)


Friday three maids came in to clean... three... I couldn't figure out what they were going to do... the place is spotless the only thing out of place in that house is me


I have a have tonight... I left a message for "PK" the 40 year old virgin I met at ... (surprise) the Tonight Show with Jay Leno...


I am hope he comes to the play and comes over tonight... one can only hope.... I don't usually have male company (Never really romantic like) ... it's nice... maybe we can move up to holding hands... yeah that's it...


We will pray and I won't let go... ha!-


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Just called "PK"... he said he will call me back...


I don't know what to say... Help anyone... I could like this guy... I mean he is here... I am use to not having sex so I don't mind that part... for now... and if he calls me back that means he wanted me to know that he is going to call me back


instead of letting me leave a message right... Help I am out of the loop here... this is strange... my life is strange...


I know if he comes over do not dry hump him... right? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


If he comes over he likes me right.. he is not after anything.. I have no money... Jesus won't let him have sex... (Thank you Jesus)...


now I'm waiting by the phone like a little punk hoping that he calls... Where is Paria?


I am freaking out... yep... that is what this is... I am going to lay out by the po


It's ringing!


PK is talking about moving... what does that have to do with tea in China...


He has a meeting tonight so I am hoping he say he is coming over still...


he is looking at a map... not talking just looking at a map


Does he know I have huge boobs and behind?... ( calm down GloZell)


Blah blah blah he is looking at a map thinking of moving...


Okay I will let you know how this goes...


What does this mean... he calls while he is busy? Nothing... looking at a map...


okay bye


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He tells me have fun at the play he is going to go to his energy car convention...



What's tha? He calls... said he will call back... calls back... very distracted ... then leaves?


P.S.


Oh yeah... I told him Paria is coming over...


PK --- Who?


GloZell --- Paria... maby you will meet her one day...


PK-- Yes that would be great... I would like that...


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


Doesn't that mean that he wants to meet my friends?... am I reading this wrong...


okay I am leaving for real... Paria will be here soon


Bye... thanks--


Wally calls and he wants me to go to Fred's Pool Party... he has a pool party ever Sat and Sunday...(This is Fred he is an agent to Phyllis Diller, Adam West, Jimmy Walker and so on)

GloZell--- Paria is coming over


Wally -- Bring her also... Fred is going to be your agent Glo... it takes him awhile to get to things... we always say you should have your own show and he wants in... you have to leave the Tonight Show soon anyways... Jay's Leaving


(This is Wally... I call him Wa Wa... he showed everyone his new Jackets he got from "It's a Wrap" they came from the show "The Singing Bee"... he will wear this jacket to church... I promise you he will with the cap)... I love my nutty friends... ( Wally makes his millions from Voice over work... he said he will help me get into it now that I'm not stuck on Jay...but I still am)

( I realize that my entire life was that show... ha haha... )


Paria says she will go to Freds so... I will let you all know how that goes...

( This is Paria with my friend Randy... who was on the show Taxi) I can listen to his stories about that show forever... Andy K. was amazing... Loved him (I love the show Taxi !... I love T.V. Shows)The last time I was at Freds.. Chuck McCann said I can go with him to the Playboy Mansion for their Halloween party... but I don't have the money for a nice costume... and you have to have a nice costume... like hundreds of dollars if not thousands... What a day and it's not over... I'm in a play " It is a wonderful life" and it is...

even without the Tonight Show...


but I miss my Boo and his staff... who is going to scream "Hey Sexy" to Hot Scott who lost over 40 pounds.. and wave at Joey (The guy who throws Jay his props)


Man!... Andy aka "The Hair".. and Go Cart Greg... Someone please continue to tell Producer Hot T... she is hot , and Producer Happy Feet... Keep Dancing... people notice when the staff claps and enjoys the music...


and tell Gidget nice boobies!... ha ha ha... I guess this is why I can't walk on the sidewalk ...


Oh there is a girl at the Tonight Show that I never got her name... always wanted to say how cute she is... she looks like a baby doll... adorable... always changing her hair color... blond, red, black... I don't know what she does... but.. she is cute...


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE GG!!! No more NBC!!! Let's go GREEN alll the way!

GloZell said...

Hey... Thanks!
I love you also! Nothing better than anonymous Love... kind of sexy... lol

Well I am getting my nerves up to go to Jimmy Kimmel... I thought I would take another week... I mean... What if he already knows me and he doesn't want me there...
NBC said " I can't even walk on the sidewalk" like I'm some crazy dog that they don't know...

but... everyone EVERYONE has said I should go and I would have so many people to interview infront of Jimmy's Place...

So... Thanks.. Let's Go GREEN!

Really thanks...
GloZell

Anonymous said...

You know, I just read the post written by presumably the initiator of the "Ban GloZell Act."

I sat with it a while, but would like to say just a few comments.

You know, it's true that GloZell can sometimes come across as "mean." But what comedian doesn't? There are other sides to the story. I am always squemish to go to comedy clubs because I am concerned that I will be made fun of...it just goes with the territory...even in Jay's monologues, I don't think the jokes were written by Mother Teresa... sometimes they are mean! This being said, GloZell has said many sweet things,she has volunteered to help kids at her church, she has brought a group of inner city kids who are members of a dance team to come and dance at her church...showing them there are options for them, and done lots of sweet things on her blog...She presents the aspects of people that are characters, but always treats the people she is interviewing with respect.....

It's really dismissive to just basically tell GloZell to "get a life." If someone felt harassed, fine, even comedians can go too far...but you really should acknowledge what she has done.

GloZell came here from Florida and worked the comedy clubs and was even asked to perform at various venues. She started this whole Jay Leno thing and look how it grew! Even the people that didn't want her there are reading the blog...obviously...!!!!! GloZell has had articles written about her, and she has done many innovative things, such as youtube, and other creative marketing ideas. GloZell has made a name for herself..there are so many people that can't say that...so no matter what you think..and you are entitled to your opinion, and you are entitled to ban her if you want, you really should not dismiss what she has done. It's a tough town, and GloZell has staged a really brilliant marketing campaign.

Was she a little mean? Yes! Was that right! Probably not! But it certainly made her many more fans than it did enemies...hence the popularity of this site.

Best Regards..

Anonymous!!!!

GloZell said...

Hey Anonymous...
Thanks so much...You really said a lot...
When I got to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... I would write in a notebook... someone at NBC asked me everyday what I was writing...
Then... Someone at NBC asked me to write it on a blog...

I didn't know what a blog was ... I didn't have a computer...
but that's how the whole thing started...
and NBC employee! NBC... then I was asked not to use names of Producers... I used nicknames...
then the second meeting...
I asked them right then... who are you talking about which blog... so I know... they said it's hard to say because you have writen so many...

I blog that I didn't know what ... who... I didn't use names anymore... President of NBC? Jay? ... I was thinking way to high... then I was let go...
the only thing I said in the meeting was "Okay"....
I guess they wanted a fight or something because then I got the " and don't walk on the sidewalk"...
I said okay...
That was it...
then "This is how smart some people are and I thank them" leaves a message to make sure to get the praise of being the one to let me go...

Thanks I was so glad it wasn't someone else... if you check what I said... never said a name...

Never been loud with anyone... kept the peace outside... I only stated my thoughts on my blog so...
that comes with the non-job...

oh well...

thanks for the many kind words...
Thanks so very much...
GloZell