I was next to Canadians who took pictures for me and a guy named John who fainted on The Tonight Show Five years ago... he was trying to turn red and passed out...
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The monologue was good... I like the Munchkin Fidel Castro... Talk about a "Little Cuba"
Guest: Garth Brooks...
What can I say... He is amazing... great singer... give so much to charity... funny... and lovable.... a sweetheart ... nice behind..Garth is so wonderful He almost made me forget that he left his wife Sandy Brooks for Tricia Yearwood who he had been cheating with for years...
Sandy Brooks bore his three children... What's their names... oh yes $,$, and $ Brooks...Christina Ricci... Hmmm... She is on my Boyfriend's " If I can be with any star it would be list"!
( I have a big forehead but I don't like her... not fair!) Christina looked great in her silver aluminum foil dress... ( I should have tried to get her into a huge microwave)Producer Bob the Builder ran to Christina's Rescuer when her size .02 belt wouldn't stay fasten...
(Oh no save Christina Ricci's belt that I can use for a earring... )Dear Producer Bob the Builder...
It is Christina Ricci's fault that she wore a dress she couldn't breathe in...
However... you seem to know what you were doing...
Do you play a little... dressy up?
Christina Ricci was in the movie "Black Snake Moan" Ricci can't ever recover from that...( chained up white girl slap mess of a movie)
What is the deal with Tonight Show guest getting busy with animals?...Christina Ricci got felt up by a Chimp... in a movie where she looks like a pig ( And Jay thought he was done talking about animals after the strike... HA!)
Let me just say... I love Garth Brooks ...( Gidgit I noticed the blush colored lip gloss... you get to touch all my boyfriends Garth is mine You can't have a hot body and Garth!) Garth is the best... Blah blah blah...Someone please tell my WHY is his jeans so tight?... Why do I have to see the outline of his "friend "in low places... no.... his "friend" in vacuum pack places...
If I wore my jeans that tight... I would have to drink 5 gallons of Cranberry Juice for everyday for a month!
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John Melendez... it's hard to gage how long people are going to take during the "Audience talent show"... I suggest saying the rules earlier.. because Phil has to turn off you mic at a certain time and today... you cut it close...but you did it...-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GLOZELL'S GHETTO POLOTICS!
Mrs. Obama..(Obama Baby Momma... say it 5 times fast)Mrs. Obama stated after Barrack won his 10 in a row...
" Now I am proud of my country"
You weren't proud that America is a place where a black man can run for President?
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Hillary Clinton said...( on ending the war)
When I am President " I will have our boys home in 60 day's"
Honey ... You couldn't keep your own boy home for 60 day's..
Mrs. McCain... Just get some sun... a little vitamin D child...The lights went off at McCain's office and no one knew because you are fluorescent...-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...
If Janet Jackson can win a Image Award for her Acting ( Are you serious?)
Than I can do anything...
GloZell will be starring in
" If Roast Beef Could Fly?" (The Musical)
"Momma I need a man so my Roast Beef Can Fly"... (Dramatic Reading)...
"MaDear goes to da Store to buy her baby some flying Roast Beef.".. (Opera)
"MaDear goes to da Store to buy more Flying Roast Beef on Friday, Next Friday, and Friday after Next"..
Big Momma Flying Roast Beef... (Play)
Why Did I get Flying Roast Beef ? ( Told Through Dance)
All of them include a church scene, barber shop/Beauty shop scene, my man cheated on me but I went to church and all is well scene, fried chicken scene...
Morgan Freeman narrates and Cicily Tyson points her finger at someone...
Big Momma Flying Roast Beef... (Play)
Why Did I get Flying Roast Beef ? ( Told Through Dance)
All of them include a church scene, barber shop/Beauty shop scene, my man cheated on me but I went to church and all is well scene, fried chicken scene...
Morgan Freeman narrates and Cicily Tyson points her finger at someone...
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... They all thought it was Garth.... Ha it was me... Chris Gaines! !
4 comments:
lol @ that Chris Gaines pic. Wasn't that the name of Garth's alter ego? what a bizarro idea. a flop! the only song I remember liking of Garth's was The Dance.
Garth has an over-grown fetus look to him...like a big baby in the face...lol And his jeans were hella snug. It seemed like that would hurt to sit, but whatever...
I like Battle of the Jaywalking All stars. So it's, whoever gives the dumbest answers gets to appear?
lol Obama mama explained herself. I knew what she meant but I am glad she tried to clear it up. She is more of a straight talking and more cynical, while Barack is more hopeful. She never liked politics but feels more encouraged now by what she's seen up close. Don't she look like she could whip somebody's tail, though? She looks stressed sometimes...
LOL@ Jay's Hillary as Godzilla joke. It's just so easssy lmao It may be sexiest or something, but it sure seems easier to joke about her than Barack. Maybe it's because Hillary has so much history (baggage).
Girl, I had a bit of Nyquil tonight lol I got a little cough...I've been off it for the last couple weeks thhough.
LOL! Fidel's brother Raul passing out cigars ahahaha Hey, whatever happened to Mini-Jay who used to drive in on a little car! I miss Mini-Jay :(
wow, i am getting droopy...time to sleep. night night! ahahaaa
PS: I responded to yesterday's blog, btw....just so ya don't miss it.
lol @ Jay's joke about your boy, Smitty The Athlete! ahaha
Melinda!
You are good!
Everything you said was right... When I was walking out of the studio... Athlete Smitty!... SO I called him that... he just walked by...
That was funny...
Obama should be glad you are on their team...
The monologue was funny!
Do I have to do an Intervention on you with NyQuil?...
Heal Thyself!
Take care,
GloZell
Dang it!! I missed Garth!?! So bummed!
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