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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Proud Glowy keep on burning!

I look at everything... and I have a knack for... the human body...

Someone at NBC... ( Hint... the older one who picks the talent for John Melendez)
I will Call him.. BTT

GloZell--- I have noticed that you... seem sad or something...
BTT-- No I'm fine..
GloZell--( something said keep going) Um.. Have you started smoking? Because you wasn't smoking when I first started coming here.

BTT----- Last year my mother died and... because of the stress... I started smoking again... Now I take care of my father and he has... ( he leaned against the wall... lowers his head a little)...Alzheimer's...( I have never seen him with a Cigarette.. and he didn't ask me how I knew)

BTT----I was able to move him to a place close to me so I can look out after him....

This Jay Leno Reign is coming to and End at NBC ( That stinks) So I am sure during the last 15 years their has been some... misunderstandings, fights, attitudes, egos, good times, fights, fun, strikes, firing... Don't you want to let that stuff go....

You know that walking down the hallway and wanting to turn around because so and so is walking in the hallway and you don't want to be obvious and turn around... that sort of stuff...

" Hey BTT... you guys have been picking some crazy people... that talent portions is fun to watch..

( Saying anything nice could be the best part of someones day...You don't know what people go home to)
And it doesn't cost a thing... ( you don't have to be rich and famous to bless someones life... would be nice...but you don't have to be)

I have never spoken to BTT before so for him to just... talk like that... he needed to.. I'm a stranger... who... noticed something... and said something...

It's the final countdown!
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Now... My computer said that I have errors in uploading pictures... so... I don't know when I will figure out how to put up pictures...(Please stand by) It's always something!
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Today Maurice came by... He was on his way to his job ( Taco Bell) and he said he has to get ready for all of his Oscar business....(Does Wolfgang Puck... make tacos?)


Nancy... is living in a shelter... you are allowed to be there 3 and a half months... in the winter...
Nancy use to work in a Post Office in Indiana (Michael Jackson is from there)... Nancy... has no father, brothers or sisters... so when her mother died... she fell apart... couldn't keep the house.. . it's too cold in Indiana so she moved here...( She told me her life story... sat next to me for hours... then went to the Ellen Show) ???



Nancy takes a lot of medication...( she named all of them) and if you looked at both of us together... I look like the homeless one... Nancy is a happy person ( I got to get better looking freezing in the studio clothes)

It was great seeing you Rithy and meeting your friend Sang Yoon!

Jay's monologue had a lot of funny moments...but... the audience wasn't so receptive... and Jay let us have it... " Oh how much did you pay to get in here?"... Wow... " You can go and sit in the rain"...You tell them Jay! Jay didn't have to tell us so much, but... you tell them.

The monologue was still very sex heavy... I must find the dirty old man on the writing team... More than three jokes on the same subject... weakens the effect...
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The Jay Walking All Stars... I just can't believe it... I hope this bit is edited out of overseas airing ... Don't want the world to know how dumb Americans can be...

Heidi Klum... A Beautiful Freak... She bit Jay!... and after the show... Jay said " Hey lady.. bite me"(Jay is now a Freak because of the bite... There is no antidote ... it's a Victoria Secret)

Off camera, Heidi the Vampire... pushed her right behind cheek out for Jay to bite... Jay picked her up and carried her off the stage. The audience love it...(When you pick up sexy models Jamie... bend at the knee.. save your back Boo.. you can practice with Gidgit... build up... I'm 200 pounds)

Heidie is about 100 pounds... Of course she wanted to bite people... SHE IS HUNGRY!
(Jay better be glad I had to turn off my phone.. or Mavis would have an earful)

Hey Heidie... It's a Small World was closed Monday... because they were taking the Christmas holiday decorations off the puppets..( I don't know what you call them)

Jay has had a Freaky Guest everyday... Pig massage, Boobie grabbing monkey talk, Heidi the Hungry.. Tomorrow Herbie HanCock... his name says it all...

Second guest... a some Scottish guy... who was very pale and very funny...( It raining and I left my notebook in the car will add later)

The Musical guest.... John Fogerty AWSOME!.... This was one of the times I just think... I can't believe I am here... The best... When he sung Proud Mary... He took the show to a whole nother level!

Hot Security guy was in the studio... Um he is tall looks kind of dark like Italian Mafia... his name is Sexy... One day I just had to tell him... he got it going on...

I think you have to be hot to work at the Tonight Show... Hmmm

GloZell's Tonight Show boyfriends... Three Camera men... Jack, Professor and Richard Gere ( all the grey hair one's... sorry Leslie...) Sexy Mafia! and Doc

Unlike Heidi I don't want to bit them... Just look at them... ( I don't want any guy to touch me)

Brathzo (the guy with long hair at Choza Mamma restaurant) is such a sweet heart... He works two jobs to take care of his little girl... (She just smiles and giggles)

Brathzo (Who is Peruvian)is in a band, plays the guitar...
The band only sings JAPANISE SONGS... they are going to be on Telemundo...
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO POLOTICS...

John McCain in a sex scandal... ( hold on while I laugh till I puke)

Okay I'm back... the other woman who he has been rumored to use Viagra with...

It's true... John McCain uses Viagra and Sleeping pills

Sleeping pills to sleep and Viagra so he won't fall out of the bed!

HA HA HA...


I think McCain sends jokes to the Tonight Show... McCain in a sex Scandal?... ha ha ha ...when was it... 47 years ago... ( Oh I need help off the floor... Can someone die from laughing?...)

GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...

Natalie Cole has the audacity... to say that Amy Winehouse should not be winning Grammy Awards because Amy needs to go to rehab and not be rewarded for bad behavior... She is being rewarded for her music...

Dear Natalie Cole,
You can do a duet with Amy Winehouse..
Or do they have to be completely dead for you to sing with them?...


LADY'S AND GENTAMEN... AMY WHINEHOUSE AND NATILE COLE DUET...

Amy--- They try to make me go to rehab but I wont Go Go Go...
Natalie----I want to try to win a Grammy but I'm am Nat'lee Cole Cole Cole...

Ha ha ha

6 comments:

Melinda said...

good show! Jay had me cracking up when he snapped at ya'll!! Why didn't you laugh, Glo? Why were ya'll so DEAD! I liked those jokes! ahahaha

Heidi looked....:( I usually find her gorg, but I was not digging her hair or something.

The second guest--zzz.

Girl, what's going on with the Reps? John McCain how GROSS!!! Not a sexy scandal at ALL! Ewww...he looks 120 yrs old! ahahaha sorry, couldn't resist.

Why didn't u mention Kev in your Late Night Hotties list? Have you ever spoken to him? LOL@ Smitty walking past without speaking as usual. ahahaha forget him!! I'm sorry but he & his wife kinda give me the heebeejeebez!

John Fogerty? I thought he just died! Who am i confusing him with?

night night!

Melinda said...

Opps, the comment "he and his wife give me the heebeejeebeez" was about McCain. Sorry that wasn't clear:) I have no idea what Smitty's wife looks like...hehe.

GloZell said...

Melinda..
You are funny!
It is a fact... If the first people who come to the show are stuck up... it sets the pace for the whole audience...

The weather... and when the first 20 people are... old and don't get in the first rows... they don't laugh... they sit there and try to figure out...

Why can't I sit up front...

I try and try to tell NBC do not tell these people " Hey you got here early so you get the better seats... then they don't get to shake Jay's calloused hands...

The world has ended...... That is the only thing on their mind... Then like today... Jay points to someone on the front row...
First 30 people are mad all over again...

You can't pay those people to laugh...

The pages and security... should never say you will be sitting up front... it's a lie...

I can tell Jay how the audience is going to be before the show...

I'm working my best out there today before the show... DEAD!

People think that California was going to be sunny... they have been in line since 11am show starts at 4pm... and you been lied to...

you feel old and ugly... now laugh... nope!

And laugh at sex jokes... it was a miss... Jay tripped Gidgit looked like.."Oh what is he saying?"...

John Melendez has been doing the warm up and he has been doing a pretty good job...

But.. Today's audience HATE Howard Stern then... he gave out his pens that advertise his movie as a bad prize and Tonight Show stuff as a good prize...

There was a large group from one school... and when one from the group was picked and got a "bad prize" they were upset...

So weather... old prunes... lied to.. bad gifts...

Jay's monologue didn't have a chance..

Kevin is your man... and I just can't take your man... All I would do is look at him anyways...but... I talk a good game...

I'll take Doc... the guy who sits behind Kevin... he is cool!

Heidi had a fake tan... I just saw her Monday... white as snow...well she was next to Seal... I'm white as snow next to him...

That didn't stop her and Jay...
She waved at me! I think she noticed the mouse ears ( It's the year of the mouse)

This was the first time... she used her real hair...

I was trying to think of something nice about the second guest because he is from Jay's mothers country...but...wow... not much...

I thought you were talking about Smitty and his wife... I was laughing out loud...

I have to get more room for pictures on my computer? Didn't know... I tell you... It takes my all not to scream!

It's like going backwards... I finally can put up pictures and blog on my own computer with my own camera... and now...one step back...

You thought John Fogerty died... did you get him mixed up with Heath Ledger ha ha ha... John was alive today...

He was the best part of the show..
Jaywalking all stars was okay...

McCain wish he was in a sex scandal...

Thanks Mel... take your 40 proof NyQuil and call it a night..

GloZell
Oh Why the few... black people I meet in line... have to be...a Kim Wayans Character from In Living Color...

Drink up and go to sleep!

Rory L. Aronsky said...

Hey Heidie... It's a Small World was closed Monday... because they were taking the Christmas holiday decorations off the puppets..( I don't know what you call them)

One term is Audio-Animatronics. The other, which I go by, is Children of the Corn robots.

The ride's actually closed until November. They're revamping it, putting in bigger-sized boats for bigger people and deepening the waterways as a result. The Children of the Corn will probably get touch-ups as well. That's what usually happens with a rehab that long.

GloZell said...

Rory l aronsky...

Thanks! Children of the Corn!... Ha ha ha.. thanks funny... and true.

Yep people are getting bigger... Are they revamping the song?... It's a big fat obese World after all this time...

Maybe the Children of the Corn will be exercising now... Maybe Nike can be a sponsor!

Will the Corn Children be bigger also.. with hamburgers in their hands?

One can only hope they capture...
The real world... maybe some slave ships...

Pimps... rehab centers...
gastric bypass children...smoking corn children...

Britney Spears corn children with out underwear...American Idol Corn-sters..

That's the real world after all...

Ahhh and I think to myself.. what a wonderful world...

Thanks for the Info!

GloZell

GloZell said...

Melinda!
I forgot to tell you that... A class of high schoolers were in in line yesterday...(not all old)

When the one teacher left to go on a NBC tour... they about 20 started smoking and because of the little rain and attitude... they wouldn't get out of the line...

I can't do anything... no pages ... no security guards... this was early in the day...

so people werent in a good mood...

so the first 60 people... had attitude... the kids probably couldn't do all the things they wanted to do because of the weather
tan, go to the beach...

can't please everyone...

GloZell