Glotradamus...

Hey Jay.... Ralph Nader is running for President... give me a joke on that TODAY ... How quick is your team? Don't let me down Young Kevin...

( I know you are doing something on the B.B.O.( Boring Behind Oscars)... What a old lady with cookies right?... No Ross!... Yes the Intern would be better!)
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Jamie Leno... um... did you get approached by a Short Romanian martial artist with gay modeling pictures of himself Saturday?...

If not it's coming... he is working with the Big French African with Dracula teeth... I would give anything to be there when they approach you with their business deal... Ha!
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I'm still trying to figure out who is crashing on the third floor at NBC...
There is a bed... and cereal... Adult material... must be a guy... maybe the Transexual?...
It has to be someone who doesn't have family here... High Up at NBC...
Jay like to drive... so he drives home everyday...

Maybe Jeff Zucker...President of NBC... If he has to travel from New York to California...
It's not that neat so It has to be a guy...
Jeff when things go right people take credit themselves and when things don't go their way... they blame you..

I was right about Bionic Woman tanking...Journeyman... don't try to revive it...
I just wish you would think about keeping Jay and giving him whatever he wants...
Conan has a following...but not strong enough for the earlier time slot...

But you are the business man and I'm...
just a person that will enjoy Jay kicking your az in the ratings when he goes to another network...(it's just business Zucky... take care)

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If that tall nice looking white guy with dark hair on his head and white hair on his chest... He spoke to me once with Scott ( head of the Pages).. if that guy doesn't come to work today... he won the lottery..

He ran to the liquor store after the show Friday... (it was so cute)
What does he use on his hair... it didn't move at all... he is over talent at the show...I think... good looking guy... He didn't even see me... he was running so fast... Ha.. so cute...
He had a card so he picks his own numbers...
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TODAY IN THE LINE:

Maurice counted the line... for hours... (He's back)
The line started doing the wave to throw him off... we had a great time outside today!

Page Jessica... The Best!... Jessica has such people skills, she can line up the first thirty... she didn't have Afro Mickey mouse puff hair... Very Professional! Love her...

John Melendez... trust me when I say... you only have two rules... Front lines come up to shake Jay's hand and please don't jump on stage... and No yelling out during the show...

When you wait... to say the rules at the very last minute... your mic is off or people are not listening because Mike (Stage Manager) is on the stage... Aaron (nice hair cut) is ready to take your guitar... Kevin Eubanks has walked on stage... NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU!

Please... say the rules earlier when you are telling "jokes" at the beginning... or say rules more than once... less you... more Tonight Show... less about you... more about the Tonight Show...
Pages should also say... No yelling out during the show in their announcment...

Jay's monologue... funny! Jay your writers were killing me with the Ralph Nader jokes... great!

Ross the Intern at the Elton John Oscar Party... Funny..
When Ross left the stage... you could see 100 staples going down the back of his jacket to make it fit... Ghetto... but funny...

Producer Happy Feet... nice white sweater with the Uggs!

Eric Bana... I had to get use to Eric's hairless head... but oooooh is he all kinds of fine...

Someone could grab his ears that stick out and just have their own way... Eric Bana is perfect...


Catherine O'Hara... Is so funny!... I loved what she was wearing.. Her shirt had this batman cape to it in the back... most mature ladies don't know how to dress...

Catherine O'Hara... could have been a little tipsy... (Tonight Show did do a Beer run across the street)

Tift Merritt... interesting looking band... I just wish Tift had on some make up... just a little color on her lips... I think they are a country band... nice...

Tift Merritt left boots zipper was jacked up... I wonder how she is going to get out of it...

Either... a lot of people smoke at the Tonight Show with My Boo... or the staff is addicted to Tic Tac's cinnamon flavor... Can you say... Intervention?
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY

Prince is 49 and has to get a hip replacement...
PRINCE... formerly known as @#%^&*(

Prince new Album...
PURPLE CANE ..

LYRICS... Purple Cane Purple Cane... Purple Cane Purple Cane...
I'll be walking out of surgery with my Purple Cane... Ow.... Purple Cane... Purple Cane...

Ha ha ha ....