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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Thank you NBC Page Sara...

Dear NBC Page Sara

Yesterday FOR THE FIRST EVER AT NBC...

Sara asked me..." Oh you getting two tickets... are you bringing a guest?"
What would you do... if we didn't have a ticket?
What is your favorite show?
What are you going to do when Jay Leaves?

As I answered her questions... I was backing out of Guest Relations because... The front desk people usually don't even talk to me.... just hand me tickets... No "Hello"... nothing...

As long as NBC lets me... I am a guest also...

I always say " May I have two tickets please" ( one for me and Joe who has been coming the show)


I have been yelled twice by NBC employees... twice in one day by Strikers....Flicked off ( Double Birds) by a NBC employee..Threatened to be kick out of the show... by a talented NBC employee....

So I didn't even know how to act when Sara... seem interested... no one has ever even asked so many questions?

When I say some of the things I say... Just know it's coming from a ...If you are on the Tonight Show Stage... How lucky are you... I want it to be... Incredible...

Growing up... my dad had such a temper.... my name was "Little Moron"... I was the dumb sweet one....

Mom use to grab us in the middle of the night and lock the doors to the Piano room... (it has two doors) and mom would put a folding chair against the doors.... and Dad (who I love) would just yell and shake the doors..." I'm going to kill you... I'm going to kill you"




(you can't run through the piano room ... because you will hit your legs on the benches)

My sister would cry... mom would be pressed against one door and I took the other... (as best as I could) Dad didn't come home until... 11pm.... like clock work...

Sometimes we would make it to the car... and drive to my Aunts House... ( I told my Aunt I would take care of her one day ...but she is 75... and still has to work... still taking care of folks)

Mom got a little TV... and... 11 pm... news... then The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson... then the American Flag would wave...while The National Anthem would play...then snow...

We didn't have all the shows like we do now...

I remember mom wearing shades... in the house and at night... just to cover her eye...

Once... in the Safari Room... This African wooden thing on the wall... I just remember... it hitting and breaking on her back... then the next day...she politely... glued it back and... put it back on the wall...

I Know that TV is not real... but... it's comforting... to a 6 year old... trying not to hear... locked up in a 5 bedroom house... sleeping on the floor...just getting away... in my mind...

I don't drink, smoke, curse... just want... to watch TV and just jump in it somehow...

Tonight Show With Jay Leno... from Billy the Toothpick to... Gidgit...(I'm so proud of her) I thank you...

I didn't think anything anything I could say to anyone who is associated to "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" could really care what I said or Call idiot or whatever... I'm the Idiot... didn't know ,you didn't know that... I'm on the outside... waisting time... (But enjoying every minute of it..)

I helped take care of my Dad after he lost his heath... legs...

He wouldn't eat anything my mom served for fear she would... get him back... she never yelled at him... I have never heard mom yell in my life... Dad did enough...( Still love him... people do what they know)

Can't believe she had enough nerve to jump on the stage with Jay... She would do anything for me.... not herself... So I blog... and still get yelled at... that's not fair... but... 3000 west Alameda... still seems the safest place... but I got to go...

Well Thanks Sara...(She won't even hear about this blog.. people only email... the mean stuff )

Take Care.... This little brown clown is going to get dressed and get my tickets and go to the Best Show Ever... The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... and staff... OH THE WRITERS ARE BACK... ALL OF THEM... YEAH!

LoVe Ya,
Little Moron...------------------------------------------------------------------------------



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TODAY...



Tony ( Head of security) Make sure if the medal detector is plugged in... they must press the little button on the top... Some of us went threw without it being on... but it was plugged in... we are..on the right track...(See how polite I can be...) Most of the new guards ones will be fired soon anyways...

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Oh no... who are these people... get off my sidewalk!...Oh I like the microphone... Live at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... GloZell is still here! I will interview a NBC Reporter...( Oh this was the best... hey.. Joe... I see you behind me)Maurice-- GloZell... I am glad the strike is over... I will go to the show. with you next week...Joe--- My shoe is falling apart GloZell ... my right shoe is too big....(Joe you have been hanging around me too long.)The Jone's are newlyweds... She owns a hot tub... baptized him ... and then they got married...( I got to get a hot tub) Mrs. Jones brother lost his leg and the same month he won a costume contest... as a Pirate... with a real peg leg...Jay do you have this funny looking shoe car?John Melendez is doing just fine as a warm up guy... someone in the audience told John " You get paid to do nothing" ( Why I aught da!) I told the man that John has a movie coming out in 2 months... so ha!


I have seen John's stuttering... his toung moves rapidly....Lu lu lu lucky lady...
Jay's monologue. eh.. Welcom Back wrtirers... I'm going to let your first day pass...( Let Kevin the writer do more writing!) Jay your joke about umm... Checking your colon with your finger... "to which Senator Larry Craig asked" Do I have to use my colon.?..





The better punch line is.. Do I have to use my finger?...( Please try it again Boo..)Nice hair cut Boo and Jeff B. (The Wardrobe Lint Master!)


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Larry the Cable Guy... Part 3... he will be on again tomorrow... (Jay has built a bridge and is over this show) That's right Jay... Kill ratings with the redneck... Have Larry on all year ! Larry walked on with purple panties on... I thought I was cold....Joan Embery and her horny animals... The writers are back... and we are watching animal porn!..


I guess they are dumbing down the audience to get ready for The Tonight show with Conan...(sorry)Joan Embery animals was always on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson... Musical Guest....MIKA... Was fun, funky, weird... glittery, interesting... I loved the beating on the trash can... the pre-glam Afro Alisha Keys on Clemmens "Vitamins" look a like on the drums...It was like "Bring in the Funk...Bring in the Gay"!... Bring the Funky Gay! LoVe It!(They could have burped in the key of D and it would have been better than yesterday)Thanks Stanley for enjoying the show... loved meeting you.... you have a leg up on most... ha ha!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP...



I was sent this text message.. from one of my former Hispanic students...



You know why Beyonce' is always singing.. To the left to the left?

Because Negros don't have any Rights...(la ha la ha )



Speaking of Beyonce... What in the world is wrong with Aretha Franklin...

She has the nerve to be mad at Beyonce' for calling Tina Tuner a Queen at the Grammys..Beyonce' don't worry about it... as fat as Aretha Franklin is... she won't be able to argue at the next Grammys... " What you want... Baby I'll eat it! What you got ... you know I'll fry it..



She was a hot greasy Queen of Soul Food sausage neck mess!

Aretha Franklin was just Jealous that Tina Turner could still rock her Outfit designed by Jiffy Stove Top Popcorn...
Jiffy Pop Corn and I don't care...



The Tonight Show Band has been sounding great... new songs.. some new instrumental pieces...

It's amazing what firing 175 NBC employees can do...









Remember... If you want milk... you just can't lay in a pasture and wait for a cow to back up...



Hold up Girlfriend...... forget that touching save the world got milk junk....


Aretha Franklin think he is the only Queen!... Work it girls...


LoVe Ya...

12 comments:

Melinda said...

Kevin's so cute. LOL Sorry, I'm looking at him as I type this and he made a cute expression. So cute.

Anyway, girl aint ReRe trippin? She does look a mess!! I cannot believe she'd show her big behind like that and try to clown Beyonce for acknowledging another Queen. Tina Turner is called the Queen of Rock and Roll! So says Rolling Stone magazine! Aretha is Queen of Soul! Someone else is Queen of the Blues and so on....Aretha aint the only queen! Get outta here with that mess! This just makes Beyonce & Tina look good. Their performance was the bomb.

I did not notice any improvement in the monologue even though the writer were back. Just goes to show that Jay is the bomb. It's just more time consuming to write each night. If he had to, he could do it though. I loved his Hillary jokes though (GO OBAMA! ahaha! I can't believe Jay called him OSAMA!! oh no....lol)

LOL@ Jay having the same show with different musical guest for 3 days straight ahahaha..

And girl, that was a touching account of your family. Very sad, though....sorry to hear you were exposed to such violence.

Have you ever thought of writing a book? You could end each chapter with funny "lesson learned" advice.

Gee, I wonder who your Observer buddy is? You just never know....maybe it's Smitty! ahahaa Holla!! lol

GloZell said...

Mel...
Osama... that's right.. that was funny... I looked at the que cards... it said Obama..

That was one of the funniest things with the monologue...

I'm thinking... some of the older writers should just let the younger ones write and they still all get paid...

It is nuts...

When I go home... like if my sister says.. " Pass the salt" I'll say shut up little moron..

and we laugh...

My sister is just angry... I am more... clownish

It's all good now I guess...
Observer could be a trick...

They love you one day... next day...
YOU ARE GOING TO GET JAY IN TROUBLE!

Pleas talk about me on your blog...Then I'm being flicked off in the studio...in front of everyone...

So... I don't know?

I just enjoy myself while I have the time and the means...

Jay will be going soon... blah blah blah

I do love that place... it's always something going on...

Jay is tripping with that Larry the cable guy... the audience love him....

John Melendez is a great guy... he down plays his movie... but he wrote a movie... it's playing in like going to video but...

I think that's great...

You have great humor sense... a book..
I asked this elder while on the mountain." Do you come from a dysfunctional family?... she said no... then went on to tell me that her step father was the president of Universal Studios... and jumped off a building and killed himself... and her step sister... went to Sears with her son ( the step sister)

left the son in the store and said.. call you father to come and pick you up... then she went to the roof and jumped to her death...

I was like.. yeah that's not dysfunctional....

so I don't have it as bad.. but I do realize that it's a little dysfuncional...

So I just for as long as I can... pretend to be a part of a dream...
Mine... Ha!

Take Care...
GloZell the Queen of Blog!

Observer said...

GloZell - I am somewhat struck by the fact that you might think I'm trying to trick you. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

I am an observer - and I tell you what I see. I'm not Smitty, Kev, or even Jay. But what I see in you is the fear of being outside your comfort zone. And you must break through!!!! It's scary, I know, but once you do, you gain so much confidence, you can do anything!!!

Make what you have gained work for you now. Make meetings happen with people who will help take you to the next level.

I know I'm talking in generic terms here, 'cuz I'm not there, and I don't know all your connections. But put yourself in positions where you show that you are needed, and your talent will shine through. Maybe going to a local small paper and being a correspondent. You will get some good press from that. How 'bout getting a routine to do on a college campus? All free, but worth the right-ups.

Time is, unfortunately, running out. You must go forward and throw your fishing line out, you will catch something. It may not be what you think you want, but sometimes life surprises you.

Please let me know your thoughts.

-Observer

Observer said...

Sorry, me again.

I just read your blog. Now I understand where the pain is coming from.

I was in a similar situation. It changes your entire life - all the more so, that you must consider making your life and opportunities happen.

Bless you child,

Observer

Melinda said...

wait you were flicked off by someone in the studio? Who did that and why?

Idea Man said...

Have you every thought of going to the HA HA Club (horrible name I know) and doing some stand up on open mic night. If you work on your material - who knows, you could get a job as a warm up comedian - so with warm up comedian in your resumee you can then apply to warm up the audience at the Tonight Show - it's an excellent plan! lol

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

GloZell, go to the HaHa club like the idea man suggested, it's right there is North Hollywood and boyfriend can make sure you are safe. It's time girl, go get yourself on a stage!

GloZell said...

Observer...
Thanks for all the great advice... I got to through my line out...

I got to California... can't stop..

You can still get run over on the right road... if you stop...

Got it.. can't wait for something to fall out of the sky...

Small paper?... great idea....

Thanks... Observer...Thanks...

You were in a simular situation...



GloZell

GloZell said...

Melinda...
There was a guy... who no loger works at NBC...

He begged me to talk about him on my blog... that was our first conversation... never spoke to him before...

I said What's you name... Billy...

I said something funny about his huckaberry finn pants... blah blah...

But he had to passed out something to the audience.. and had a nasty attatude... ( I don't play that)

I'm with those people 8am to 5pm on the longest... they see and talk to me more than anyone...

so of course I tripped on him about being spoiled or something...

I walked into the studio... got to go... to dinner finish latter

GloZell said...

Mel continued...

I walked into the studio... double birds...

I liked the guy... still do...
we made up before he left... and he said... Don't stop GloZell...

So... that's that....
I'm sure people at NBC have laughed and gotten angry... but never what I would think they would get angry at...

Okay...

Take care...
GloZell

GloZell said...

Idea Man... LoVe that name!

Warm up girl... a black femal warm up... never heard of that...

Just female alone never heard of...

I would like that kind of thing...

Ha ha Cafe... that's close to where I am all the time... I think Sunday is open mic night...

Done!

Thanks Idea Man...

GloZell said...

Fightn' mad Mary..
Boyfriend wouldn't go...He doesnt want to be mentioned on the blog anymore...

I don't know how Chelsea Handler and Sara Silverman have men...

They say all kinds of stuff about their guys...

I'll go... by myself... it's down the street from you...

I have nothing to loose...
I like the warm up idea... I love audiences... all kinds of people...

I will call tomorrow... yep!

You know it's going to be.. cold up on the mountain... I know you don't care... just climb...

Take Care,
GloZell