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Today at Run yon Canyon... I went with Fightn' mad Mary...
Katie Holmes was with Suri!... (didn't take picture on the mountain)
Katie Holmes had LONG loose dark brown curled hair... and Suri was asleep They both look beautiful...
Katie was with four guys ( bodyguards) who were all pleasant and they were just chatting away...
Katie Holmes.. was holding Suri... every one else with their kids had strollers or some baby pack... Katie that's not good for you back...
Katie girl.!.. Talk to Dolly Parton who is having back troubles because she is carrying two puppies on her chest... (okay) Wow... Katie Holmes!... She wasn't sweating... had a pleasant smile... Katie looked happy to me.. and her child looked like a angel... not a alien...
Of course I flirt with all the older white guys.. (that is my Passion!) I met a hot old guy from Romania about...70 years old or so... ( I don't want a guy at his peak... I am a non sexual whore...)
Then at the bottom... I saw the guy who plays Sonny on General Hospital!...(Maurice Bernard)
Today at Run yon Canyon... I went with Fightn' mad Mary...
Katie Holmes was with Suri!... (didn't take picture on the mountain)
Katie Holmes had LONG loose dark brown curled hair... and Suri was asleep They both look beautiful...
Katie was with four guys ( bodyguards) who were all pleasant and they were just chatting away...
Katie Holmes.. was holding Suri... every one else with their kids had strollers or some baby pack... Katie that's not good for you back...
Katie girl.!.. Talk to Dolly Parton who is having back troubles because she is carrying two puppies on her chest... (okay) Wow... Katie Holmes!... She wasn't sweating... had a pleasant smile... Katie looked happy to me.. and her child looked like a angel... not a alien...
Of course I flirt with all the older white guys.. (that is my Passion!) I met a hot old guy from Romania about...70 years old or so... ( I don't want a guy at his peak... I am a non sexual whore...)
Then at the bottom... I saw the guy who plays Sonny on General Hospital!...(Maurice Bernard)
I screamed " I love you"! ( I'm just so star struck... I love it..)
Sonny was nice waved and gave a big grin...
Fightn' Mad Mary noticed his car... when he got out of the car... Sonny took his time bending over looking for something in his trunk ( Take your time honey... yes I am looking! Thanks!)Sonny was nice waved and gave a big grin...
and... yep... I could have looked at his behind all day... I must face the fact that....I am trapped in the wrong body...
I AM A GAY WHITE MAN! !!! ( I act like one) This is a mountain top experience I like!
I why white peope love it up there...
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Last night I went to a "Heart" concert... it had nothing to do with Valentines ...
It was at Gibson Amphitheater at Universal City Walk...(I saw Dolly Parton's Vintage Tour there... Love Dolly)
The age of people range all over the place.. mostly white...mostly lesbian...( I'm not a lesbo.. am I fago..and I'm proud!)
A row of weelchairs was in front of me.. .Cool! They won't stand up and block my view...Great!
The opening act was this white guy from Mississippi named Michael Grimm... he was amazing... Michael's guitar went out twice and he kept it going... His voice is like Michael Bolton without the ratty " I'm going to hold on to my balding wispy hair till I die look"... Michael Grimm sang "Try a little Tenderness".... by Otis Redding..
I just raised my hand like I was being healed!...(If I thought my underwear would make it to the stage... I would have concidered it... but my swamp would have been cold... plus I paid almost 7 dollars for three pair at CVS... can't throw money away...right Jay Leno ?)
He tore that song up!... PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY!... I SAID PLAY IT! I would go a Michael Grimm Concert...
Hey this was my first rock concert... I had a great time.!..
Lights went dark...(da da.) then you saw people walking on the stage (da da ) then the light went up!
HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
( I know them... I've seen them on Where are they now? on VH1)
At first I thought Rosanne Barr can really sing... This Ann Wilson was a HUGE woman...(much bigger than the picture) they should change the name from "Heart" to "Triple Bypass"... ha ha
they sang..."Listen to you Heart"... HA! If Ann Wilson listened to her heart... she would notice that it's going a little slower these days..
They were so good! I was rocking ( but not to hard .. my hair wasn't pinned down)..
A lady next to me.. who at first I thought was a dude.. lit something... all of a sudden... it smelt like hot az.. (What is this shim smoking)
Then... my nose was tingling... lips started also... are bugs crawling on me?... no... I am loosing it?... just be still GloZell...
Is everyone leaving?...(no said Boyfriend)... I think bugs a crawling on me!...Oh my... no one is noticing the bugs on me... so... oooohhh...wow... the music is really good... lots of lights... n i c e...
I love fat white chicks singing! Sing it Girl!!!!!!!!!!!
Then... I was very calm... no tingling... no bugs... everyone was still in their seats... (Boyfriend asked if I was okay... yep... (just chilling not tingling)
"Heart" had two encores... and Ann rocked "Crazy on You"... the best! She hit all the notes!
By the end of the concert.. Nancy and Ann Wilson was just two awesome musicians... that gave their all.. I'm glad I was there...
I felt like a Little Queen...
( Little Drag Queen)
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2 comments:
Why can't you talk about how good Heart is in concert instead of pointing out Ann's weight. Your comments were rude and immature. Oh, and they don't sing a song called "Listen to Your Heart."
ROFL!!! When I read on Mary's blog that you were with her on WHITE MAN MOUNTAIN (cracking up at your "why white people like it up there" comment)and you guys saw Katie and Suri and Sonny, I knew you would have a funny blog about it!
You meet so many stars --it is so fun that you are so starstruck.
Your passion is to flirt with older white men....AAAAHHH!
You always crack me up.
By the way--I call you Glowzell--because you are so beautiful and glowy.
Thanks for the laughs!!!
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