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Thursday, February 07, 2008

GLOZELL IS A RAT!

I bug flew into my leg!
Don't you hate when that happens?...

Marc Cherry was telling the Strikers things look good for the WGA and that the strike should be over soon (this weekend would be nice) I saw some men out looking at the building... I guess people are looking to move in after NBC Leaves...

Jeremy.. said that he has only been nice to me during the strike in order to get into my clothing...and that I would look great in a push up bra and hot pink thongs that would complement my skin color...! (Strikers can be Freaks...)
( Wait...Push up bra! What are trying to say... Hot Pink huh?) I got red gloves from Striker Elizabeth... she is so nice... ------------------------------------------------
Tonight Show Biz


DEAR JESUS..

I KNOW YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO BUT IF YOU COULD...
PLEASE HELP THE NBC PAGES (NON IDIOTS)TO GET THE FIRST 30 RIGHT..
PLEASE HELP THAT THE FIRST LINE IS IN FRONT OF THE SECOND LINE..
IF IT IS YOUR WILL
AMEN

(a lady told Page Daniel she was going to break his legs if the line 2 go in before her line...Daniel handled it well... this lady and her friend who is a Postal worker ended up on stage with Jay!)
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John Melendez is finishing up his first week as the warm up guy...

Dear John Melendez..
you have done a great job...
today the people behind me was saying how funny you are

I do suggest that we don't cheer 9 times..
how ya'll doing(cheer) I can't hear you(cheer)
let's give it up for Jay Leno (cheer)
then another 7 times.. ( we can't be that cheery)

Great job John ... especially since you are sick...
Love that you announce All the band...
Using Phil's tricks... (Simon Cowell)
Apollo style judging...nice touch...

-------------- Just so you know John Melendez... No one called "Wolfman " Wolfman to his face...he didn't know that was his name... Matt Daniels (Who goes by Max) cut his hair and wore a buttoned shirt as a tribute to look like you...( People don't call me Black B**Ch to my face...duh) (Matt's not mad or anything..) That security guy...I think he is security... who is tall and like Italian looking... who was wearing a suit... SCRUMPTIOUS!... I am not responsible for my actions towards him...just letting you know... (Jungle Fever Season last for another 10 months so tell him to beware) Thanks...
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GUEST:

The Minister,Rabbi and Priest was funny... the urban "What's up dawg?" greeting then pointing to Kevin by the minister... classic...

Arseino Hall was funny... This was the first time the Tonight Show with Jay Leno reminded me of Tonight Show with Johnny Carson... Johnny's show... I always felt like the audience was sitting in on a private party... just the Rat Pack having a conversation, and a good time with a friend who sits behind a desk... Arseino Hall and Jay had great chemistry... not having to promote anything...
Jay was loose and talking about family old comedy time... very good... This time Arsenio didn't ruin it with his going to BLACK during the break.. Arsenio Hall's audience is not Jay's audience and that Black rambling during the break doesn't work... (Jay's audience doesn't even know who Arsenio is?)

Arsenio Hall has flickted thumbs... Gay things that Arsenio Hall said on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno...

1. I had to kiss a guys Az for months to meet Jay...
2.(On having kids) I use to be able to sit on the toilet reading OPRAH magazine with no interruptions
3. I have no idea how to Superman a Woman...(We know Arsenio...we know)...

Paula Deen... the raw food she cooked on the show was in the hallway as the audience passed by before the show.. Paula " Feed Jay and Kiss him and flirt with him Deen"... I almost called Mavis on you LENO!
(it was left out by the girl with the Sea Horses on her clothes... my dad wouldn't let me wear anything with sea horses because the male sea Horse carried the babies and my dad said that Sea Horses are gay...) James Blunt... he has a unique soft sound... he always looks like he is trying not to look like he has to fart while looking for something...( you know slightly uncomfortable) The strike is over... just sign all the papers! I get my NBC sidewalk back to myself...Choza Ma Ma has the best food and the best employee Brathzo...( I love his Tonight Show hat) --------------------------------------------------------


Happy Chinese New Year!... It's the Year of the Rat! ( you are a rat if you were born in the years...1912, 24, 36,48, 60, "72",84, or 08)---------------------------------------
GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY... AND POLOTICS (TWO FOR ONE)

Mitt Romney is out of the race!

When Mitt Romney was on the Tonight Show campaigning to be President... he said that " My father marched with Martin Luther King" a chill ran through me because it hit me like a big fat lie... IT WAS A LIE! NOT ONE PICTURE OF GEORGE ROMMEY AND MLK ANYWHERE..RESTURANT, HOME, CAR,MARCHING...

NO VIDEO OF GEORGE ROMMNEY TALKING ABOUT MARCHING WITH KING... NO VIDEO OF KING TALKING ABOUT MARCHING WITH GEORGE ROMMNEY....NOTHING ?

George Romney was a great man! A great man for Civil Rights and he did a lot...he did march...just not with Martin Luther King... supporting KING AND CIVIL RIGHTS but not with him...
Had George Romney ever marched with Martin Luther King Jr., it almost certainly would have been documented. From the mid-’50s through 1962, Romney was one of the country’s most prominent business leaders — for him to travel South for a civil-rights march would have been remarkable. From January 1963 on, as governor of Michigan and a presumed Presidential candidate, Romney was one of the most visible political figures in the country.

UPDATE: ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SAYS “TOGETHER” MAY MEAN DIFFERENT CITIES, DIFFERENT DAYS

A spokesperson for Mitt Romney now tells the Phoenix that George W. Romney and Martin Luther King Jr. marched together in June, 1963 -- although possibly not on the same day or in the same city.

GOOD RIDDINS MITT... YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EMBARRASED... YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THE TRUTH...YOUR FATHER GAVE A LOT OF CIVIL RIGHTS SUPPORT... GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFEGLOZELL AND JAY LENO MARCHED FOR RIGHTS WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING ALSO...( Just not at the same time...year...century...) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------GLOZELL'S EXTRA GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...
ARSENIO HALL AND SCATMAN CROTHERS (From Chico and the Man).... SAME PERSON... .........................................................Bop zi bop zi woff .............................................................







It was me...ha ha ha...I farted! It was ... Beautiful

8 comments:

Kate From NashVegas! said...

Hey Girl! I will msot def. post about the show tomorrow! Am i allowed to have a camera in my purse by the way? Last thing i need is to lose my spot because they steal my camera!

GloZell said...

Kate from nashvegas!

Listen up... Jay does a warm up this is all before the show... He says " Hey if you never have been to one of these dorky TV taping...blah blah... makes a joke about (cough) Ashley Simpson lip syncing...(everyone laughs)...

yada yada yada..

JAY CONTINUES..

oh oh oh don't forget to laugh at the monologue...(get ready Kate)

Make sure you laugh at the monologue cuz (then Jay list the people on the show)

don't hear any laughing they might think some..thing must be wrong with them...as People..(EVERYONE LAUGHS)

Don't mean to sound self serving or anything... any questions?

YOU JUMP UP!!!! AND ASK MAY I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU JAY..(YOU AND WHO EVER IS IN YOUR PARTY)...

MIKE (STAGE MANAGER) USES A POLOROID CAMERA AND TAKES A PICTURE OF YOU AND JAY...AND GIVE IT TO YOU... ASK JAY WHILE YOU ARE ON STAGE TO SIGN IT...HE HAS A PEN

go over what I tell you...Jay does the same before speech every day... ANY QUESTIONS?...DON'T WAIT... JAY ONLY TAKES THREE PICTURES...

ANDY (THE ON STAGE SECURITY GURARD) TELLS SOME HOT TART IN THE FRONT WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU...


IN THE EVENT YOU DON'T GET THE FIRST PICTURE... AS SOON AS THE PERSON GETS THE PICTURE IN THEIR HANDS...STAND AND YELL TO GET JAY'S ATTENTION... CUZ NOW EVERY ONE KNOWS TO ASK FOR A PICUTRE

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CAMERA INTO THE STUDIO BUT YOU CANT USE YOUR CAMERA..

YOU WILL WANT TO TAKE A PICUTRE OF THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO SIGN OUT FRONT...AND THE ELLEN SIGN ON BOB HOPE DRIVE....

GET TO THE SHOW 1PM OR EARLYER.. YOU WANT TO BE IN THE FIRST 30... THEY GO IN FIRST....

(GET THERE EARLY IF YOU CAN KATE)... THE STRIKERS MIGHT NOT BE THERE...AND THEY MIGHT HAVE A NEW LINE UP PLACE...


ASK A GUARD WHERE THE LINE UP IS FOR THE TONIGHT SHOW...IT'S BEEN CHANGING...

IT IS FREEZING IN THE STUDIO! BUT BE CUTE...

HAVE A GREAT TIME....THE BEST FOOD IS THE CHOZA MAMA PLACE ACROSS THE STREET...OLIVE ST...

IF YOU WANT A DRINK... ALCAPULCO MEXICAN RESTURANT... 8.50 ALL YOU CAN EAT...

IF YOU WANT TO DO A NBC TOUR... 8.50 CASH ONLY...THEY DON'T HAVE A ATM...


I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU... REMEMBER YELL AND GET JAY'S ATTENTION... THIS IS A ONCE AND A LIFE TIME PICTURE... JAY WILL BE GONE NEXT YEAR...

I HOPE I WAS HELPFUL... TAKE CARE AND KEEP IN TOUCH...

THANKS SO MUCH FOR LEAVING A COMMENT AND I HOPE TO MEET YOU ONE DAY!


GLOZELL...

PS THE WARM UP GUY IS JOHN MELENDEZ...HE IS NEW AND TESTING OUT MATERIAL... SHOW HIM SOME LOVE... HAVE THE BEST TIME!


GLOZELL

Melinda said...

Ahahaha!! I got name-checked in Glo's blog!! I'm coming up in the world, yes sir! Thanks for posting the names of the guest, GLo!

But, uh oh, did you write ARSENIO HALL????? WHY, LAWD WHY!!! Didn't I tell you he was gonna be the Black Howie Mandell!

And, your Romeny thoughts were spot on. He sucks as a candidate. Huckabee is more likable than Mitt "Who Left the Dogs Out!" Romney!lol

I'll be back to womp on arsenio! lmao

GloZell said...

MEL...
Kevin must have told him that that stupid michael vic rambling to music aint cutting it...

keep that mess on Crenshaw or something...

I think the strike will be over and you will know day's before who is on the show...

Arsenio Hall has ADD... during the break he is all over people... I hope his breath is fresh.. cuz

during blunts song...Hall was leaning on Jay all in his ear... like a teenage Ichbay...get off the man...even if Jay was like that...

Not in front of the audience...
I guess Arsenio Hall is just out...cuz... he was saying some stuff...you will hear it...

but it was a good show... he is a good guest... someone has to let him know when to shut up...

alrighty then... I will be doing the Jesus thing tomorrow with some old white folks in the mountains...
The Elders Retreat...

They are cool people but I have never spent 24 hours with them...

Friday-Sunday...

so I will post a little sum sum in the morning but I won't be at the show... so give me notes!...

Thanks Melquil...ha ha ha


GloZell

Kate from NashVegas said...

glo- you are my new fave person of all time.

GloZell said...

Kate Thanks!

Parking... In Between The Acapulco and fair view tune up shop on olive... directly across the street from NBC 3000 west Alameda ave...

Free Parking on both sides...

if not... go to Bob Hope Drive...But there should be plenty if you get in line by 1pm... or earlier...

you can never be in line too early just bring something to do...cards...food... i pod... all electronics have to be turned off inside but you can bring it...

um... that's it...
Olive and Alameda street run parallel to each other...

I pray that the Pages are kind to you...(Let me know if not... they all wear name tags...)

um... they do have bathroom inside...I just don't know when they are going to let you in if the strike ended tonight...

okay... take care...get that picture!

Laughing at the monologue yada yada..any questions?..(Jump up ask be loud..stand up...when Jay is on the stage he just looks and hings blur... hands here and there... Stand up!

First they play past guest videos...then Jay..then John Melendez warm up while Jay puts on his "Dorky ill fit suit" (That's what he calls it)Then the show...

It's a rush! You are really there!

Have the best time...

I am really leaving I can talk about The Tonight Show with Jay Leno forever... LoVe all the people...


GloZell

Melinda said...

my WORD, Jay and that chef could've just made out on the counter! He got like that with Oprah too-frisky.

Arsenio was pointless. I thought he'd have insight on politics or something topical. Bleh. I can't stand him and his Kim Kardisian watching self! Giving that two-bit chick promtion on Leno! Get off the TV already!!

And BLunt does look like he has to poot. I turned to Letterman during his segment!

Have fun at the retreat!!!! And I am OFF the Nyquil now! ahahaha!! I got rid of my cough!!

GloZell said...

Mel...

So your not drunk anymore?.. no nyquil... oh well...

Arsenio... I think Jay must feel sorry for him... or... Thatmust be it...

Wow...turned to Letterman... that's funny... I was so happy that Arsenio didn't say the F word 12 times duirng the break

to old white people who could care less...

they were screaming for that Deen lady... then Arsenio at the end when they do promotions...was'nt with everyone else...

so that Jay had to say...WHERE"S ARSENIO?...

It's a shame...Arsenio's show was one of a kind...I didn't like the whole dog pound woof woof stuff but

young white, hispanic and all black watched... no other show caters to that audience...

Jay, Letterman..Ellen, Oprah...on one has the Urban crowd late night or daytime...it a talk show form...

KIM KARDASHIAN... I don't think he was watching that...plus that's old news.. Arsenio need writers...

He must know who to sleep with... I don't know how else he has made it...

When the strike is over...we wont see him on the show anymore...

Take care...
let me know how the show goes... I'l be on a mountain or something... I don't know


GloZell