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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Super Fat Tusday Glo!

Today was a great Bleu-ti-ful day...

I had a great time talking with the strikers..LoVE THEM!....they are still going strong! They are staying upbeat and positive...
One striker said." The homeless guy was yelling "Stop raping the woman in Nebraska... "Split all the woman from Oklahoma from the rest of the Strikers...(This picture is too close)I started laughing... and said" NBC thinks that I am joking... but I am going to tape him, and post it so they can see.I met The Dawson's...They are on the last day of their Honeymoon... they are from Birmingham Alabama...The Dawson's got a picture with Jay before the show and with Ellen DeGeneres after...
That's Great!
Debi Metcalfe ( who is the John Walsh for stolen horses) was here a year ago when I got on stage to dance and striped all my clothes off... I was on stage with her daughter(who had rhythm) and they said they loved it and was happy to see me today... Thanks so much....
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Tonight Show Biz...

Okay Bob Perlow (The Warm up comedian) who missed one day in 13 years has been fired.!..(That Sucks NBC) I'm hoping Bob will return after the Strike...


( I just started liking Bob(2007-08)... I thought he was a jerk the first 10 months...but Bob is the greatest! BOB gave me some information for my career and now he is fired... I guess I should rethink that career info)


Bob Perlow Cheer up! You will be back one day so enjoy your vacation... by vacation I mean... Hollywood Squares! John Melendez was more comfortable today (No Sweating) and was trying out new things... Jay gave him a couple of pats on the back during the first break...

Jay Walking was funny!

Guest:

Brent Karner "The Bug Guy" was funny... Brent had a great personality... Jay spoke about how he is running out of animals... (The band played Spider Man when he came out...cute)
( You should have seen Smitty"Why you got to bring that up face "when Jay said " If only Michael Vic played with spiders"...priceless)
Stephen Baldwin...had on a Hugo Boss suit... the neck was to tight... Stephen looks like Alec Baldwin but with a slight touch of DUH...Musical guest J. Holiday was good... I think the Tonight Show with my Boo! Is trying to fool me..That was the Comedian Katt Williams...J. Holiday is tiny... with a big voice...
Did Mike (The stage manager) lose money on the Super Bowl?...He has been a little down since the game... I hope it wasn't much...I guess he has to sell more Philly Steaks...
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After the show today as I was crossing the street to get to my car....

GloZell---- Can I take a picture with you?(the guy in the car roll down the window)
C.B.----------- Excuse me?
GloZell---- May I take a picture with you?

C.B.--------- Sure but the light change? (I told the cars to go around...)

(One picture...)(He is so GOT %$# HOT! I will try to take one with the both of us...( flash .... OH NO!...come on camera!)
C.B.--------- The light change...I got to go I'm sorry...

GloZell---- (Flash) Got it Thanks Corbin Bleu!
Corbin Bleu from High School Musical biggest fans are Cara and Brae from Campbellton New Brunswick Canada!...( Your mother Cecile and her friend Penny wanted to get a picture with Corbin for y'all but didn't have a camera... Thanks Eh safe travels back to Canada Eh!
I'm just trying to be Biblical...the Bible say...."Train up a child in the way HE should GO"....

Lord Corbin need to Go with Me!(That boy makes me want to work out!)

I never considered myself a Cougar... but for Corbin Bleu... Meow Meow!If I was rich... I would buy Corbin Blue....

and some baby oil...

and just let him walk around my house, in some Bleu Genes and no shirt... all... shiny... and Delicious
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO POLOTICS

I voted today and because I just want to be apart of history and see a black man in the White House...

So I Voted for Hillary...

I love Bubba...(He will make a great First... lady?)(Just kidding... I'm Republican)---------------------------------------------------------------
GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY

Dear Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt...

Congratulations on having another Love Child...and by love child I mean Beautiful Bastard...
Can you please...use some of you money to get someone who does black hair for...um...Simba
Zulu ( whatever her name is...they will probably change it anyway..) She has had the same two puffs for a year now....Thanks!







-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Teach me your ways Demi Moore !








The Almighty Cougar!








Teach me your ways!








FOR MY LOVE OF CORBIN BLEU PLEASE DEMI!

17 comments:

Melinda said...

Someone been sucking on Kevin's neck or smthg? Why the popped collars? lol

Are you a Rep? For real? I never would'v guessed.lol I am a swinger, myself hehe It all depends on the candidate each election. This caucus, I went Obama, baby (& so did my state, 2 to 1!!! That's right!)
I generally hate politics though.

Did J Holiday do "Bed"? I'll write again after I see the rest of the show..

Sarah said...

So, that picture with Corbin was taken today? And where? Cuz boy is looking good!

Observer said...

Hey Glo, howz it goin.....nice to read you again and see all your pics.

Now that the strike is almost over, what's the gameplan?

Melinda said...

aww, I liked the Baldwin brother. He has a goofy but likable way about him. Not a stereotypical "right-winger" at all. Jay liked him too.

J Holiday has a nice smooth voice, but his music is waaaay to sexual for me. I swear every song is like he's going for the R Kelly "sex jam" award or something.

Ahahahaha Jay knocked his hat off to reveal his wave cap!!! Now that man should know that's night time wear!! lmao

Did you say you stripped all your clothes off dancing? LOL Are you serious, Glo?

Melinda said...

forgot to mention, since you and melendez are extra cool, maybe he can put you in a movie?? work it, glo!

GloZell said...

Mel!
Kevin has been sick and it's 2 degrees in the studio...

Yep I za Rep...
I don't care for Bush but I was in Florida the last time... I was married to a Doctor...Both of us black.. in a white neighborhood(sorry about the spelling)

We got in the mail where to go... no problem... We went with some neighbors... and We were in the wrong precint( Sorry the spellin)

We were like "We are on the same street as everyone else?

We went where they told us to go...and that was the wrong place..

EVERY ONE at my mother's church... hood... had the same issues... people were calling each other.. Don't take off work cuz they aint gon let us vote...

big slap in the face...

Can't beat them on the other side...
So I'm Repubican... It' dosn't matter what I am... Just want to be counted...

don't ever want to be emmbarased like that again..,

we never got to vote... and it took hours going back and forth...

black people can't take off that kind of time...( We could but others couldn't)

So I am Repulican for the wrong reasons... Being Deomocrat didn't help me non...

J Holiday did... can't breathe or suffocating... Suffocate...that's it... he was good...

He walked by before the show I didn't know who he was but I thought they were lost becuase... no black people walk around in Burbank...

Found out later he was on the show.. I thought maybe he was walking from BIG Boy's radio office...

Sometimes when I see Hoodish guys they are coming from Big Boy's


Didn't care cuz Corbin Bleu who I thought was a kid...until he rolled down the window...I was like ah ah ah...

Take you Nyquil watch the show and sleep tight! You Swinger You!


GloZell

GloZell said...

Sarah..
on Olive St. accros from the NBC Studios... child I knew he was cute... and that he was a big deal because of High School Musical (didn't see it..but I use to massage Raven S. from that's so Raven and I woud watch her show on TV and I would see him on comercials)

But He is older than high School...
When he rolled that window down and I saw his age...arms...body...
my my my he went from BOYS TO MEN... in a second...

FINE... SUPER FINE... and so nice...
I had to drop everything... look through my purce... get my camera... take it out of the case... all after asking if I could take a picture and he waited..

So nice... I wish him the best...

Oh I bet I went on too long...but
anyways... yum!


Take care Sarah and thanks for leaving a comment


GloZell

Sarah said...

GloZell, thanks for answering. No need to worry about rambling... it's my specialty when it comes to Corbin. His car is about as sexy as him, I must say.

GloZell said...

Oberver!

Yep I had to support my Boo and the WGA to see it to the end...it ain't over till it's over...

I hope it's over... I want my sidewalk back to myself!


Yeah...I guess it's ABC General Hospital time...Woopie!

I did figure out videos blogs...well one time...

I have been scared to audition to tall, to fat...to black...what hair.. any excuse...

Time is ticking...

I would do the warm up at the show for free! I have seen it 302 times!

But that's not leaving the show huh...

More cofernces...like the LA Gift show...doing massage...I made three weeks rent in three weekends...

I am the best... I would make more going to people's homes but... I don't like that cuase

I use to work on some Laker Players and I could smell pot and...my uncle just got out of jail for 12 years... for having one joint...it's a 3 strike state so I am terrified of that stuff...

I don't have family here... If something happens to me... oh well... I would charge 300 a massage... with short on...

I great with the body... I know all the musscles and bones...

my specialty is injuries...

I get call all the time... but I can't go to homes...( Some are stars) what's the point I can't ooh and aah cuz they are my cliants...no fun...


If I'm going to work that hard... I can do that in Florida...

Yeah Q: What are you going to do GLoZell...Why are you wasting your time at T.S.? What's the game plan?

????????????????????????????

I want to judge a show... I guess that will just fall out of the sky into my lap...

What no good?

I don't know... I love stars...TV stars...and audiences...and Jay Leno...

I just ... don't have a plan...


Thanks OB..( I'm into nick names now ...ha ha )
Take care...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Mel!
I had on a bikini ( I wish I had spell check on this part...wait! I do!

Oh my! I am learning how to use my computer...Yes I don't have to look so dumb in the comment section!

Oh so J. Holiday is R. Kelly-ish...
He is so tiny... and nasty-ish

It worked...I'm so smart ha ha ha...

where was I...Oh... I will ask for a job from John... I would like to be in the background somehow...

A Leg... do you know how many guys have asked me out...including guys that work for NBC... I didn't blog that...(don't want anyone to get fired) I think some people are convinced that I work for Jay or NBC..

I tell them I don't ... maybe they think I must be rich or I don't know...

by the way I bet some how all of a sudden something goes wrong with the Democrat ballots...

Watch...

I bet something happens with them...Democrats only WATCH! " Ah not all the votes will count"

You just can hope with out bothering them...(wait I just started writing in the wrong place!)

I like John Melendez... I would think that in these 10 months a little crumb... just a little one dropped by me


I would do better than anyone else could...

I am great at doing what I like to do...

John Melendez?...I will muster up the nerve to ask one day...

You never know... I would have never thought that I would be at the show and Bob Perlow is gone?

Never would I think that...Bob even came out to strike...

I can think of a few people that NBC can get rid of if they have to let people go...

I love TV and I am not traditional... I could write or come up with situations for characters...Why am I giving you my ghetto resume...wait spell check

I think I[m repeating myself...

I must have taken some of your NyQuil...

Hope you understood some of what I said...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Hey Sarah..

Corbin's car was black sports car with two yellow strips from front to back...

I was praying that I got a good shoot... That's why I took the single shot first...then praying that I got some of my face in the next picture...

He was so kind to wait...people were blowing their horns... a cop was four cars back...

I was determined to get that shot...

Thanks Sarah


GloZell

Shameeka from Colorado said...

Hey girl!! Corbin Blue does make you wanna :) LOL that is one fine little man! Anyway I just wanted to say hi and see how you were doing I pray all is well.Ohh did you see my husband on Jaywalking we finally got a chance to meet him the next day I got that picture :) Bye!!

stb182002@yahoo.com

Debi said...

Glozell,

You made our trip memorable last year with your shocking dance and you did it again this year. We were in town for business both times and one of our NetPosse volunteers in Burbank got us tickets both times for the show. Little did we know that we would be so entertained last year and see such a friendly smiling face this year. Thanks for putting our info on your site. I am sure many people learn about our nonprofit organization. Who know...the card being there may even help bring a horse home one day.

Debi Metcalfe
Stolen Horse International
www.netposse.com

Karen Starr said...

You rock for mentioning Stolen Horse International on your blog! Debi and her family along with all of their supporters absolutely are the best.

Karen Starr
Designer - www.myspace.com/starrdjeans

GloZell said...

Shameka!

Hey It's great hearing from you! You saw Jay again... What a blessing... I have never seen people be that "Lucky" in one day...

Wow... Take care...eat well...take care of your legs...

I wish the best for your new marriage...

I have your email... I never use mine becuase I am on this blog all night... but somehomw I will shorten this blog process and keep in touch...

Take care...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Debi...

I had a cat and dog and my ex husband said he wanted to keep them for a weekend and never returned them... They were all ...ALL I asked for in the divorce...

He is a VET. so I knew I wouldn't win if I fought so... The dog...was my fathers friend and when my dad died ... I said I will take care of that dog forever...

I didn't get that chance... and one day I know I will get that call that ...

that ...

the dog has passed... I guess he will call me... I don't know...

He called and told me he gave the cat away...( The worst day ever...he texted it to me)

I just go to the show and laugh for an hour...and meet people... it's always great when I meet Super People like you...


So I can't imagine... a horse that cost so much and are so majestic and beautiful and animals just want to be happy and be treated well

so to be stolen ... kills me!...
I can't take the pictures of abuse animals or ones that need a home...

you are a Hero Debi!.... If I had a show you would be on it... I only have a blog so I do my best...Thanks for the comment and the call...

Take care and thanks for dedicating your life for beautiful animals who can't speak for themselves...

Thank you...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Karen Starr!

Thanks for leaving a comment...
I didn't know that people go after Horse thieves...

I'm glad to help...

I love your name Karen Starr...

Desinger? Wow Great name and creative...

Take Care...

GloZell