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Monday, February 11, 2008

GloZell's and the Orgasm Queen!

Early today:
Hey Tonight Show folks.. My Peeps... I believe this is going to be a strike free day...

Can't wait to see if... the writers are back today... and how does that change the show.. the line up... etc.

Oh it's Headlines... Yes! Can't wait...

I got my ticket... It would be ever so nice if the front desk would be giving the information I need..

Like... Where do we line up now that the strikers are gone?
Are we going into a holding room at 12 noon today?
Would be nice to let the front desk in on the information...

See ya, at the show...

Don't forget to see Jay Leno on Dr. Phil...congratulations Dr. Phil on 1000 shows!
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Later today:

Thank you NBC for letting people know where to line up today...
Thanks for the indoors first 30... nice...( I'm sure that won't last..but nice)
Tonight Show Biz...

Lord forgive me for this here blog today...

I met Mary Reese in line today who teared up when she got her tickets today... "Fantasy" was a show taped at NBC and was about making dreams come true.. Mary's wish was receiving help in adopting a beautiful Chinese girl... Ed Asner handed Mary... her daughter, Omara Resse.. this little girl is now 27... ( I'm going to host a show like that)
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Then I met...(Lord forgive me)
Queen O... LESHOO@SOCALRR.COM
Queen O-- I have an orgasms everyday..
GloZell-- ah... okay...

Q-- I have 2 to 3 hundred everyday..
GloZell-- Q--- I said ... I have 2 to 3 hundred orgasms everyday..
G-- ummmm.... I heard you...but... Q- My husband died before Viagra... but now I got a boyfriend.. We were in bed all day the first three years. (YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!) Q-- I'm 60 and my boyfriend is 72 (WHAT?)
G-- I don't know what to say... Q-- let me tell you how to have 300 orgasms...
G-- WHAT? Q-- Tell you... not show you..
Q-- I smoke a joint... then take his...Salami and rub my (I'm just going to say peach pit) Peach Pit.. Q-- Remember you have to be in control darling..

Q-- My boyfriend stomach is too big to lay on top of me... plus he has metal pins in his shoulders so he cant hold himself up on his elbows...( Oh my)

Q-- I lay down with my ( Lord forgive me) Legs up and he stands... It's the best daring...
That's the best position he is not that big... ( Oh my!)
G-- I'm going to blog all of this... is he going to be okay with this...

Q-- He doesn't read ... I will bring him to the show Wednesday.. Hey he is the best F*** I have ever had! Queen O got a picture with Jay... Told Jay she has 300 orgasms... (The audience loved it)

when Queen O sat down... Hey Glo Darling... Jay got a hard on when I told him about the 300 hundred.. ( I can't believe Jay gets any bigger...... I need to go back up to the mountain.... I didn't last one day....) (What about me Queen O)I'm thinking you are no problem Kevin... John Melendez (The warm up/announcer) made jokes about Queen O during the before show.(Funny)..

Bob Perlow warm up comedian... won't be back... Bob is a great guy... I miss ya... I use to get socks or something once in a while from Bob... I haven't gotten a thing fr fr fr from John!
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During the warm up... I noticed Jay's two bumps..( Don't be nasty) What bit you on your left hand above your big knuckle Jay?...

(Queen O yelled something during Jay's monologue) Larry the cable Guy was so outrageous and everyone was cracking up... He said things like " Old Fla. people use bifocal sneeze guards.. I'm on a new diet.. I put pictures of Rose O'Donnell on my plates.. Brother dated a Chinese prostitute now he has lead poisoning" (Funny)

Bobby Knight... Didn't know him... But I heard it was good that he didn't get mad and throw a chair... someone guy yelled during Bobby's interview. Jay asked Bobby " 902 is a odd number to retire on" Hey Jay 16 years is a odd number to retire on... Andrea Bocelli... was amazing ... people were still crying after the show... his voice Angelic...
Celine Dion said once " If God sang... it would sound like Andrea Bocelli...
Andrea Bocelli did a duet with Heather Headly... ( I didn't think their voices matched) ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------Luis Oliart's Birthday... My Church people

Sunday when I got off the mountain... I gave Oliart a chair massage...His gorgeous ultra wonderful girlfriend Christina.. ( I love her) Cooked from her cooking class( I really love her) Luis Oliart... Is spoiled... Happy Birthday...-----------------------------------------------------

GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...
Andrea Bocelli sang a duet with Heather Headly... a Black Girl... but then again.. he's blind..

so every one is black...


Ha ha ha...
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Teach me how to be sexy Queen O....
Hey... Queen O... I'm Bigger than Jay...

Yeah right... -----------------------------------------------

I want to win a Grammy like Amy Winehouse...

So I'm going to find a crack house... no no no!

12 comments:

Melinda said...

Hey Glo!

Glad you are back. I've been holding things down while you were away! LOL!!!

Thanks for letting us know who is on the show! I'll come back with my thoughts.

Also, check my Friday comment!

Rhino said...

Love your blog. We were in the group of 30 with you today. I can't believe that the "crazy" lady got to go on stage with Jay. Keep up the great blog!

Kate From NashVegas! said...

ok so my report on fridays show. first i was in the top 30! escept they made us sit in the front of the balcony and gave the front seats to people that came an hour and a half after us, i was not happy. i looked dang cute too! and i screamed and tried to get jays attention for the photo and he ignored me and picked from the people in front. but i managed to get up o nstage during the warm up, but didnt get to sing (ran out of time) umm the did the ross the intern thing and then the crazy lady interrupted jay and they had to stop the show and have security pull her off, a little scarey. she kept shouting that everyone was trying to hold chicago down or something. but enrique eglasias was HOT!!!

Melinda said...

OMG! Glo, was that REALLY Kevin dancing on Soul Train like that? Or was that a joke? Oh my...

GloZell said...

Oh Melinda...
I was wondering what happen to you...

I am off the mountain... I was scared the whole time... I tried it but it's not my thing... Oprah has a house walking distance from where I was.. but... too many little animals...

I didn't want to walk any where...

Thanks for Friday... talk latter


GloZell

GloZell said...

Rhino...
Oh my goodness!... I got two Tylenol from a stranger... I needed something...

Orgasm talk for three hours!... I guess her boyfriend must last as long as she can talk...

Thanks for leaving a comment... You see how I can get addicted to the show...

Today we had a Great strange pre-show...

Hope to see you again at the show..

Please keep in touch and check out my blog from time to time...

If you have any ideas for me... let me know... Jay is leaving NBC at the end of this year and I must ...GROW UP... say it ain't so...

Thanks again Rino...(that rhymed)

Take care...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Kate!

Oh I was so hoping that you got a picture with Jay... I hope you can come back withing 10 months...

I knew something scarry was going to happen... I knew it!

I told them to be on guard... They will learn to listen to me...

People are crazy!... So glad crazy lady didn't want to hurt anyone...

Wait! Enrique! Oh that makes up for it... he is hot!..

It takes a lot to get kicked out of the show... she must have been nuts... I TOLD THEM!... I know that place! Wow...

Thanks Kate from Nashvegas...
glad you were safe and sound and got on stage.. John is still working his warm up out...

I didn't enjoy the mountain... my heart and soul was in Burbank...

Hope to meet you one day...

Thanks Kate...


GloZell

GloZell said...

Melinda,

No that wasn't your man...but it did look like Kevin huh?

If one of the guys was Arsenio...then maybe...but it wasn't....

Funny...

Thanks going to read your Friday Comments...

GloZell

Melinda said...

Phew!!! I'm so happy to hear that man wasn't my Kevin. If it was, I would have to wonder about him a little more....lol I mean, c'mon spandex? lol

This was a good show. You know, I actually liked Heather's voice more than Andrea's. I hate to say that, but when he started singing with her I wanted him to stop. You're right, their voices don't blend. It was a beautiful song though and seperately, they both have lovely voices.

Thanks for posting my lil comment from Friday lol!

Girl, you gotta do the Ghetto Gossip on the Grammys! THere was some H.A.Ms up in that place, Glo! Good material for you! Just go to yahoonews and type in Aretha franklin....good Lawd. She looked a mess...I'm worried for her health. And Tina Turner all squeezed into those metalic pants! LMAO!! She and Beyonce were great though!! She still got it!! :)

GloZell said...

Melinda..
I knew you would say that... I am going to have to take a sat to do that...well maybe not...

Aretha Franklin has been a hot mess my whole life... Ever since she left the gospel scene...

Once she was in a ballet outfit... I wonder what they are going to bury her in...

GGG on the Grammys... I might have to do a couple people a day...

that was a hot mess train wreak... thanks... for telling me where to get the pictures... that's what takes the longest...


Take care... Correspondent...

Anonymous said...

Nice pictures of the retreat. I hope you saved them on the card so I can get a copy. Cindy

Sanjay said...

she kept shouting that everyone was trying to hold chicago down or something. but enrique eglasias was HOT .