GloZell's and the Orgasm Queen!

Early today:
Hey Tonight Show folks.. My Peeps... I believe this is going to be a strike free day...

Can't wait to see if... the writers are back today... and how does that change the show.. the line up... etc.

Oh it's Headlines... Yes! Can't wait...

I got my ticket... It would be ever so nice if the front desk would be giving the information I need..

Like... Where do we line up now that the strikers are gone?
Are we going into a holding room at 12 noon today?
Would be nice to let the front desk in on the information...

See ya, at the show...

Don't forget to see Jay Leno on Dr. Phil...congratulations Dr. Phil on 1000 shows!
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Later today:

Thank you NBC for letting people know where to line up today...
Thanks for the indoors first 30... nice...( I'm sure that won't last..but nice)
Tonight Show Biz...

Lord forgive me for this here blog today...

I met Mary Reese in line today who teared up when she got her tickets today... "Fantasy" was a show taped at NBC and was about making dreams come true.. Mary's wish was receiving help in adopting a beautiful Chinese girl... Ed Asner handed Mary... her daughter, Omara Resse.. this little girl is now 27... ( I'm going to host a show like that)
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Then I met...(Lord forgive me)
Queen O... LESHOO@SOCALRR.COM

Queen O-- I have an orgasms everyday..
GloZell-- ah... okay...

Q-- I have 2 to 3 hundred everyday..
GloZell-- Q--- I said ... I have 2 to 3 hundred orgasms everyday..
G-- ummmm.... I heard you...but... Q- My husband died before Viagra... but now I got a boyfriend.. We were in bed all day the first three years. (YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!) Q-- I'm 60 and my boyfriend is 72 (WHAT?)
G-- I don't know what to say... Q-- let me tell you how to have 300 orgasms...
G-- WHAT? Q-- Tell you... not show you..
Q-- I smoke a joint... then take his...Salami and rub my (I'm just going to say peach pit) Peach Pit.. Q-- Remember you have to be in control darling..

Q-- My boyfriend stomach is too big to lay on top of me... plus he has metal pins in his shoulders so he cant hold himself up on his elbows...( Oh my)

Q-- I lay down with my ( Lord forgive me) Legs up and he stands... It's the best daring...
That's the best position he is not that big... ( Oh my!)
G-- I'm going to blog all of this... is he going to be okay with this...

Q-- He doesn't read ... I will bring him to the show Wednesday.. Hey he is the best F*** I have ever had! Queen O got a picture with Jay... Told Jay she has 300 orgasms... (The audience loved it)

when Queen O sat down... Hey Glo Darling... Jay got a hard on when I told him about the 300 hundred.. ( I can't believe Jay gets any bigger...... I need to go back up to the mountain.... I didn't last one day....) (What about me Queen O)I'm thinking you are no problem Kevin... John Melendez (The warm up/announcer) made jokes about Queen O during the before show.(Funny)..

Bob Perlow warm up comedian... won't be back... Bob is a great guy... I miss ya... I use to get socks or something once in a while from Bob... I haven't gotten a thing fr fr fr from John!
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During the warm up... I noticed Jay's two bumps..( Don't be nasty) What bit you on your left hand above your big knuckle Jay?...

(Queen O yelled something during Jay's monologue) Larry the cable Guy was so outrageous and everyone was cracking up... He said things like " Old Fla. people use bifocal sneeze guards.. I'm on a new diet.. I put pictures of Rose O'Donnell on my plates.. Brother dated a Chinese prostitute now he has lead poisoning" (Funny)

Bobby Knight... Didn't know him... But I heard it was good that he didn't get mad and throw a chair... someone guy yelled during Bobby's interview. Jay asked Bobby " 902 is a odd number to retire on" Hey Jay 16 years is a odd number to retire on... Andrea Bocelli... was amazing ... people were still crying after the show... his voice Angelic...
Celine Dion said once " If God sang... it would sound like Andrea Bocelli...
Andrea Bocelli did a duet with Heather Headly... ( I didn't think their voices matched) ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------Luis Oliart's Birthday... My Church people

Sunday when I got off the mountain... I gave Oliart a chair massage...His gorgeous ultra wonderful girlfriend Christina.. ( I love her) Cooked from her cooking class( I really love her) Luis Oliart... Is spoiled... Happy Birthday...-----------------------------------------------------

GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...
Andrea Bocelli sang a duet with Heather Headly... a Black Girl... but then again.. he's blind..

so every one is black...


Ha ha ha...

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Teach me how to be sexy Queen O....

Hey... Queen O... I'm Bigger than Jay...

Yeah right... -----------------------------------------------

I want to win a Grammy like Amy Winehouse...

So I'm going to find a crack house... no no no!