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Friday, February 15, 2008

Glo Naaaaps!

For My Boo!

Hmm Jay your... joke... " Scientist have come up with a transparent fish... now when you go to Red Lobster... the waiters is like " your food IS on your plate...

... the punch line lies in saying ... I Can't SEE the SEAfood!..." I have a problem with going to a SEAfood Restaurant and I can't see my Seafood"( then I can't pay my Pay check)... (Play with that angel... food transparent... tip transparent )

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For my BOOBIE (John Melendez) Guess what you forgot to say?.... DON'T TALK DURING JAY'S MONOLOGE... I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY IT BEFORE YOU GET STARTED OR THE FIRST THING RIGHT AFTER YOU THROW A FEW THING OUT...

THEN SAY IT AGAIN DURING THE SONG ...(It's very important and can't be said enough)

The Pages should also say it before we enter the studio, some people are walking in during the warm up and it is only said once... recap: The lady that said Obama during Jay's monologue and Jay had to address her because she was on the front row next to Kevin Eubanks...

The comedian R.P. had two people yell out something about Canadians on different ... then the comedian said " it's okay we are not there now"... that's not cool....(after thought...that's what threw the comedian off in the beginning... Russel Peters needs another shot)

PEOPLE SILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FRONT ROWS ARE BUT THAT'S BEEN FINE... IT'S THE NO YELLING OUT PART... IT HAPPEND THREE TIMES DURING THE SHOW...

------------------The first person I helped today.. Knew me from The Laugh Factory...Chocolate Sundays... I see him in all kinds of commercials and movies... He is in the Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro...



Brian from Disneyland.. (He said He will sign me in because I have never been) Brian wouldn't tell me what Character he is... to protect the magic of Disney... Sweet!My sisters Caleb, Stephen and his girlfriend Mike (Who goes by Jennifer Lopez) Caleb wants me to tell Ross that... He will lick almost anything off of "Ross the Intern"... Denise who ones a Irish Pub in Minnesota and her sister Debbie..! They had a great time! On the show today...

Kristen Chenoweth... She is pretty , talented, successful, skinny, tiny voice, perky, fun., and sexy and she can put her fist in her mouth... AHHHHHHHHHHH!Russell Peters did stand up comedy... he had some funny moments but his personality didn't support his kind of humor... I wouldn't go see him if some one gave me free tickets...He has identity issues... I looked him up on one sight Russell was Asian Canadian... Whatever..
( I realized that he was thrown off by the outburst in the beginning I will give him another shot)
Tonight Show... it's nice that you tell people to stand up for the new comedians and laugh because it's his first time... but... people never stand up...
If you really want them to stand ( I don't know if you really do) you have to appoint one or two people per row to be the leaders... they will feel important and don't want to let Jay down... others will que off of them... if not Don't waist your time...( a ring leader.. a plant)
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Lifehouse was good... the lead singer is hot... he is loosing his hair and does the white guy thing... blond the tips and wear the messy look... (YOU ARE GOING TO BE BALD... LET IT GO DUDE)

Aimee from Atlanta!... one of the most giving people I have ever met... Thanks Aimee I wish you the best!This is for MELINDA....------------------------------------------------------------------
Black NBC Pages.. Please steal-a-way and have a meeting by a tree and get yourselves together.. no more hula hoop magic rings disco earrings and... all I have to say is... The Afro at 8am is not the same Afro a 3 pm... (Tell the truth... tell the truth!)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTOY MONTH...

Two LAPD swat team Policemen were shot at last week and one died...

Randal Simmons and James Veenstra....

Today is Randal Simmons funeral.... The First LAPD Swat Team member to die in duty... the first black LAPD Swat Team member to die in duty...

I wonder if anyone wish it was Hispanic History Month...
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NAACP... NATIONAL ASSOCIATION for the ADVANCMENT of COLORD PEOPLE...
COLORD PEOPLE? I thought we were... African Americans...

I guess they can't call it... NAAAAP... ( It would be funny though) Don Imus---- That would be funny... GloZell you can work for me... I need a good OreoLook at all those NAAAAPS... ha ha ha ....Dog The Bounty Hunter----- GloZell Is Mine!

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Jane Fonda said Cunt... So what... Who cares?.. Cunty Cunt Cunt Cunt... my life is still the same... NEXT

NAACP Image Award ...
Denzel won for.. The Great Debaters... fine...

(Befor you read this... just know I'm just jelouse)

Janet Jackson won for... a Tyler Perry movie.''Why did I get married?".. Janet Jackson for her acting!... IMAGE AWARD?....Fine !

Tyler Perry wins for "House of Payne"... I guess becuase there are no other black families on TV... (Tyler is so funny when he is in drag...)Yep my uncle dresses like a man all the time...Great ImageThe Cosby Show it is not...Oh yes... Vanessa Willams (Penthouse pin up and actress) won a NAACP IMAGE AWARD!


now that's talent..
Gary Colman got married...she is way taller than his last girlfriends... that's okay he just has to use different Strokes...(Gary was a virgin until he got married)They served shrimp! ha ha

5 comments:

Melinda said...

I saw you in the audience today during open mic night. It was when the guy asked about an intern job. You were in the background hooping and hollering! lol It was great!!!! I yelled out "Glozell, girl, I see YOU!" and scared my cat.

I like how you give Jay advice on her his. Aint that something how he corrected that last joke and did it again the other day? I too noticed that. It's more evidence that you need to be WRITING for someone if you don't want to write for your own stand up. I hope this thing you have to go to Monday is related to such!!!

did you write yesterday that you are afraid of Black men? Is it a dad issue, ya think? Just curious where that may stem from....

The show was great. That monologue seemed long today...good, but long. And the Q&A segment was great!!!

I will give comments on Monday's show if you like. You know how I hold it down when you're away! ahahahaha!!! Have a good weekend, Glo!

PS was that pic for me a pic of the Black page behind? lol

Melinda said...

Another thing, I'm sorry, but that I did like that one joke by the Indian comedian. The part when he got off the plane in a "third world" county and starting checking his feet for dung. He said it's like they greet you with dung as soon as you walk off the plane LMAO!!!! I just couldn't stop laughing.
that one hurt SO BAD, Glozell. It sounded like something you would say!LOLOLOLO!

GloZell said...

Hey Melinda...
A cat person... Great! I love cats...

That guy doesnt want to be an intern he wants to get with ROSS! He was going to ask if he can get a date with Ross the intern... then changed the question..

That colon joke just... I use to be a colonic Therapist... it goes along with being a massage therapist... but I can only talk about poo so long...

The lady I worked for... It was parasite this and parasite that...
Lawd...do you have any other subjects?...

I'm trying to leave the Tonight Show... Larry Storch from the show F-Troop is turning 85 and I was going to help with his surprise party...

He is old so it's at 5pm. Monday.. I don't have to... I just...ok OK I will go to The Tonight Show!... you see how easily I'm convinced...


With that comedian something was unsettling I just heard what he wasn't saying...

His beginning was slow and then it got better... I don't know if anything was cut... cuz...

during the musical guest... Vickie got off her bongo stool and was talking to Kevin during the whole song... The black girl I was sitting next to didn't like him at all..

Vickie and Kevin had to be talking about the comedian!... and Tonight Show people are great at editing.. If I was an editor... I would cut the african part... so I don't think everything was shown... and that's would be good...

To give the guy a fair shot... I looked at some of his stuff on line and someone said just what you said... I was laughing so hard...

Glad you enjoyed the show... Garth Brooks is on Next week...

Not looking forward to getting up so early....the strike did spoil me as far as not having to get up so early to get my ticket...

I remember something I need to put in the blog...

Okay.. take care

Did they play him talking about Africa?

I don't remember blogging that I'm afraid of black men...did I?... oh the comment part... NOISY...

What's so funny...A comedian who ... I just say he is married but...knew me from the Laugh factory... Black Night Sunday's... I would feel so sorry for the wait staff.. NO Tips... Complaints...The show would start so late... end late...

I use to work on some Laker b-ball Player... I don't know sports...but..

I don't like to be in a place where I don't feel I can easily get out... or put myself in a situation...

Did I say black men?... hmmm I have issues ... just put that on the list...

Yep that picture was for you... that's all I see if the black girls put their hands in their pockets...it's not their fault...

The guys jacket have a split and that would help if the black girls had that jacket... but for us the whole jacket has to rest on top... now... that girl was small ... not all of the ladies are small.... and the disco earrings are getting longer... then

the Afro!... Nanny's hair is cute... but... not appropriate at NBC ...plus it not even...She thinks it looks like Vickie's but it does not...

The pages that tell her it's cute... are THE SAME ONES!... that say.." Oh GloZell did you see Nanny's hair? THE SAME ONES!!!!

Hot Mess!

She is just skinning and grinning and I'm trying to tell her... she is not in ALABAMA...wait till you
get the job you want at NBC then do what ever you want to your hair...

But you have to prove you can be disciplined... and if Scott or someone else suggest...then they are a racist...

but I hope that I am proven too over the top and Nanny gets the best of the best jobs...

I think they need to meet by the tree..

I hope your cat is alright...


Take Care...
GloZell

Paul said...

I just discovered your blog and have spent the last three hours reading it. Its incredibly entertaining. I am not angry at you for wasting three hours of my life for some odd reason I think it was worth it.

GloZell said...

Paul!

Hey... I'm glad you found my blog...Three hours.. Wow... I am flattered...( you are not in jail or in a padded room are you?)

It's okay if you are...

Thanks Paul... I hope you come to the show one day soon...

Take care,

Thanks for being so nice and leaving a comment...

GloZell