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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Green Bush...

Yesterday at Disneyland: The Greatest Place on Earth...( well the second..1st. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno my Boo)

High School Musical 2 Parade!..................


Pooh Bear!


I was under the C.. ha ha It's the year of the Rat... ( Well the mouse... Happy Chinese New Year Rodents !1972) Indiana Jones Ride... Sounds Nice... It was scary and I didn't like it at all! I was mad... Much better... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today:
What a great morning.!.. It's cold but... When I got my tickets early this morning.. Two people I met last year... remembered me.. ( I was half sleep looking like who shot J.R.) but I was appreciative..

Can't wait to see Will Ferrel...
he will probably be a little tipsy... makes for a great show... Go see Will Ferrell's new show... Semi Pro ( I'm not)

Great Job John Melendez doing the warm-up... this was your first time doing it with a cold audience... It wasn't you... First day of gloomy weather... Garth's people will be better tomorrow.

That guy who told a 50 minute joke was funny... (John Melendez Laughed so hard... he fell on the floor)

Tonight Show doesn't serve sugar free Red Bull in the Green Room any more?.. ( Billy the Toothpick would always give one to Andy aka"The Hair" the on stage security guard.. and Andy would hide it under the stairs and return to the stage..everyday for over a year... (Oh the good old day's)

Hmmm They can't get into trouble for that now I hope...

DON"T WANT THEM TO GET INTO TROUBLE!... FEEL FREE TO TEASE THEM...( Get a sugar free Red Bull and put Andy's name on it... Andy has to be going through withdrawals )

I saw that crazy fun Master Technician guy today... He left and worked for Day's of Our Lives...( He would drove a maroon van... change his clothes in the parking lot (a pretty good show)... then ride a bike to the Tonight Show with Boo studio.. Great!) ----------------
Jay... hmmm... Something/Someone is not working for me in parts of your monologue since the strike ended... I am going to note Jokes that just bomb and you figure out where the jokes are coming from...

It's seem like a dirty old man is writing on the team... (A writer that would do very well on Howard Stern.. or for someone more Blue)

I don't think this writer is a girl, a gay man, Jay or Young Kevin... That is my Ghetto Process of Elimination...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Speaking of Great Athletes... Iron Jay made an appearance! Yea!

Will Ferrell is in Sports Illustrated with Heidi Klum... ( I saw her at Disneyland Yesterday!)Will Ferrell is the funniest... Will had on Shaq's clothes, drank NyQuil ( Melinda's drink of choice)... I just love him... The clip of his award winning movie Semi-Pro... was funny... the third black guy on Will's right(in his Basket Ball picture) was this comedian I ran into Friday at NBC..

Hayden Christensen... Is cute but weird... He seems to like to get massages by swine..
Hayden Christensen had this ingrown hair that he kept scratching on his lower right chin. I am a massager Therapist... I Taught Massage Therapy at Maric and Bryman College in Ca. and never heard of a Pig Massage... Hayden you might want to blog for a year... there is something you got to solve honey... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE HIVE... musical group... They were fun and just enjoying themselves... and don't take themselves seriously... it was like Will Ferrell put a band together... I like that they were dressed alike... LoVe them. After the show... we received pens from John Melendez new movie he wrote" One Two Many"... April 15...

Vickie R. (Tonight Show singer) Why don't you have a pen or something about your Sleep City C D? ( I would gladly pass them out) ------------------------------------------
Fidel Castro... stepped down today... Uno down... Uno more to go...
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY...


Kanye West said that President George W. Bush... Didn't like Brown people...
President Bush is in Africa right now...
Hey Kanye! ....President Bush... loves Brown Bush Man!...And Brown Rice ... So Ha! Kayne doesn't know what he's talking about....

10 comments:

Melinda said...

Hey girl!

So on Monday's show, this is what I remember:
Reese Withersopoon. She looked nice in a simple black dress. Jay was checking it all out. He told her it looked great and she said "yes." lol Nice. Oh, and she's a big morning TV watcher. NEXT!

And that's all I remember! LMAO! I'm sorry, a friend called out of town!! you know how it is! :)

I'll write again after the show tonight.

GloZell said...

You are so funny Melinda..
That's good enough... just what you notice...

Well Done! I'm glad you watch the show!

I have to find my Disnyland pictures... they are in some folder.. you would think I know my computer...

Thanks

Observer said...

get an agent, get an agent,

GET AN AGENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Write a letter to Jay (be serious, with a little bit of humor at the end)

I want to see you go on...........

GloZell said...

A letter to Jay...
Okay...but Jay won't even take a picture with me...

What do I say?
I don't even know if he has ever EVER looked at my blog... (I know I am shooting myself down.. got to go for it...)

Write Jay a Letter?
What do I ask him for? He is leaving...

A Letter .... Will he get it if I send it to 3000 West Alameda

I should send him a letter but... No But's send it GloZell...

I will ask Fightn' mad Mary ( She is smart and understands the business... I met her in line at the show last year...)

A agent!... an acting agent? An writing agent?...

Do I look in the phone book?

I am excited! Thanks Observer!

I can go to Samuel French..They have books on agents...

Wow! I feel good about this...
Four people spoke to me at NBC today... Camera people... that was nice...

GloZell with an agent!

I'm happy! Yeah...
I will ask Fightn' mad Mary and look in the phone book...

Not sure if you mean a writing agent?... no one has seen me act, sing or play the piano...

It must be a writing agent...
Thanks I have a direction...

Write Jay a letter... Do I hand him this letter?

hmmmm... I could hand it to him...
I could catch him before or after work...

What is the professional way?... Mail it...

Cool Thanks... Thanks!

Oh boy...
Thanks...Thanks!

Melinda said...

Girl, I was so caught up watching the results of the WI Obama win, that I only saw bits of Leno. I saw the monologue and a little bit of Will.

the phone was ringing off the hook here, though lmao! go Obama!!!! :)

PS= yes, get an agent!!

GloZell said...

Melinda!
Obama... Do you really think?
Hey anything is possible...

All I want is Health Care for all!
Enjoy yourself...

Thanks for leaving a comment with other things to do...

My cousin has five kids... and I asked her How does she get five kids to go to sleep at the same time...

She told me

NyQuill

Don't get hooked... For the Love of all colds!

GloZell

Melinda said...

Do I think he could win? Yeah, it's entirely in reach. Can he or will he do all he says? Of course not, but he'll try. lol I think he's a good choice at this point in our country. He won all up in the north, midwest, east coast, etc. He's winning in places with a low % of Black folks. IA? WI? MN? ND? LOL That's a good look.

Opps! Sorry, I forgot you were Republican! lol I was about to go on......I'll stop with Obama! Promise! :)

GloZell said...

Melinda... Keep hope alive...
Al Gore won in Florida and none of That counted...

Well If Obama doesn't win the Presidency... he can win an Oscar..

What... Not the same?


Take Care
GloZell

Observer said...

I'm sure you can find the appropriate agent in Hollywood. You are an outstanding comical writer.

As for getting the letter to Jay, do you really think he's never read your blog??? C'mon, girl, get real. You're known all around 3000. You can't get to him after the show - I tried it once and he wouldn't stop his car. We coulda been stalkers!!

Pull one of the insiders aside and ask them. Tell them that this is serious and that you would be really grateful if they saw to it that he personally got it.

How do you know when he gets it and has read it? You ask for a response. Tell him you know the ride is coming to an end (for him too!) and that you would like to seriously ask him for some direction. He was once in your shoes (kinda) and you respect all of his hard work and sacrifices to get where he is today.

Heck, you want me to write it for you? But you have to make it your own - I can get you started.

I have some other ideas for you, as well.

Are you interested in emailing me?

rockyracer9@yahoo.com

GloZell said...

Observer!

Yes... thanks... please... I will Email you... Thanks! Perfect!

You know I think that someone else probably say hey " Jay GloZell wrote this today..."

I don't think Jay sits and reads my blog...



Take care.. Thanks!
GloZell