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Friday, February 01, 2008

Happy Ne-Glo History Month!

Happy Black African American Month! (BAAM)

Montel Williams Show



And Star Jones ShowCancelled! Yea!

If we work hard Blacks Folks we can get rid of Tyler Perry's Piece of Mammy Mess Show" "House of Payne" The only thing missing is the Theme Song by the Lawn Jockeys playing "Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care" on the banjo!
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JOHN MELENDEZ IS MY HERO...

Melendez was born in New York City to a Danish mother, and a stern Puerto Rican father who would occasionally have fits of rage. (My dad had fits of rage to John)

Melendez claims that he developed his chronic stutter and obsessive-compulsive disorder soon after witnessing a harsh argument between his parents. He lived in Massapequa, Long Island and attended Plainedge High School, where he was taunted by the neighborhood bullies because of his stuttering. Eventually, he befriended those bullies and got into trouble himself.


My dad should have yelled at me more... then maybe I could be working for Jay!

Jay Leno is dyslexic.. and John Melendez stutters... So...

Jay can't read and John can't talk... Hey it works!
Jay is my Boo... John can be my Boo...Bie...Yes John is my Boobie! (Congratulation)
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At the Beauty shop I met Richard (He is reading my blog! I asked him if he goes by Dick...
Not all Richards should go by Dick... Little Richard...(Little Dick... wouldn't sell many records) Rich Little...(Dick Little... he could only impersonate...midgets or Emanuel Lewis)Speaking of Rich's, yesterday one of the Lawyers who told a joke on the show was named Tracy Rich... Tracy Rich had the worst hairstyle of all time! it reminded me of a canine mullet.

Lab in the front...poodle in the back... No one would defend that hair....

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Today I met Trish and Sydney... (They loved Leggie the Tonight Show with Jay Leno Leg!)Trish and her two brothers caught Polio... one brother got Polio in the back, Trish got in in her legs... her other brother died from Polio...Trish and Sydney are great... I can't explain it but I know I'm going to see them again...Trish got a nose job, but not because of Polio...just vanity... (My kind of gal)Have a great life and come back to see us...It's this lovely newlywed NBC Page last dayGuest:

Kelly Pickler is just a tiny ball of fun ( My next life I am coming back as her!)

Tom Brokaw... during very good interview Jay mentioned his brother...( He was 10 years older than Jay and passed away)Terrell Owens from the Dallas Cowboys.. (Save a horse ...ride a Cowboy)Graham Colton was the musical guest... He did a great job...Cute...um Graham you need a ring or two and some bracelets.. Women are attracted to shiny stuff ( just like turkeys)... it works...It was your first TV appearance Graham so next time I might not be so nice(Congratulations)...

I wonder if this strike really bothers Jay... ( I hope so... I believe is Jay is the only one in this industry who has a heart... I just hope so) I think Jay is going to fight for ALL of his writers...


So just hang in there WGA Strikers and Jay.... I hope this strike will be over by the Oscars!


Remember Boo!.... BIRDS ONLY PICK AT THE RIPE FRUIT!

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO POLITICS!

If I was a Democrat who would I vote for?...

Hillary Clinton... the First President with a Vajay Jay....


Or Barack "the only black woman I have ever dated was my wife because I wanted to be President" Obama.

I love the fact that some black people feel that racism will magically vanish if Barack becomes President of the United States...



Dag Nabbit... We can't gather no mo cause the President is a colored....we will try again in 4 years...Bye Ralph see ya later Sam...

8 comments:

Melinda said...

on Wednesday blog, i mentioned that Jay should have more athletes and tonight I got my wish! The one, the only, Crybaby T.O!! Yay! I'll come back w/my thoughts.

Today's blog has me confused so far, Glo. Did you paste Melendez' bio? lol

GloZell said...

Wait is that the guy that was crying... oh I didn't know that?

He looked different... someone said that John wasn't Purto Rican but maybe the internet is wrong...

I still trying to get the blog right so I hope its easy to read after I am done...

Thanks Mel

GloZell!

GloZell said...

Mel,

T.O. took Kevin's hat and threw it into the audience...white women almost killed themselves for that hat...

T. O. interview was eh... but then he danced like Michael Jackson... he should have gone longer...

I also met a guy in line who knows someone who knows someone who lived next to someone who had a football party and Kevin was there with girls!

So I think you might be able to hit that... I am so proud...There is a spell for getting who you want....

I'm just saying...

Take your asprin... and get ready for The Tonight Show with Our Boos!


Take Care,

GloZell

Melinda said...

Girl, I was gonna go to a Barak rally but it got SOLD OUT in 1 day!!!! Well, it was free but you know...that's insane!! So he married the first woman he dated? Aww they are a cute couple. He's SEXY TO ME!! I think Hillary thinks so too..I saw her at the debate ahahaaaa

Why is Bobby "King of Crack" Brown on Jimmy Kimmel looking high as I don't know what! He has on a cowboy get up, Glo! A cowboy hat! And boots! Tiny, puffy eyes! But his jaw doesn't look lop-sided anymore (from a crack stroke). Oh, I feel bad for him. He reminds me of someone I know....And Jimmy just said last time he was on, Bobby & MIKE TYSON sang "Monster Mash" on the show. Good Lawd....

Anyway, how could Jay have T.O. on and NOT ask why he got all emotional like that? WTH? did they edit out that part? That made no sense! He just came on to sell his children's book? LMAO!!!

Did you see my reply from Wednes? Cause I hit you back about Kevin! Girl, I KNOW he likes women!!! Not sure if I'd be his type though. But thanks for the lil scoop! I'll take what i can get:) And yeah, your blog is easier to read now.

Melinda said...

and, I thought Montell was off the air years ago? Is Ricky Lake and Donahue still on too? Where do they air?
It is a wonder how some shows stay on. Who watches "Scrubs" or "ER"??? I can't believe either are still on, ya know? Who is even on ER anymore?

GloZell said...

Mel... you are so funny!
T.O. I would think that the whole emotional thing would come up... are you sure that 's the same guy...( I know nothing about sports but i did see the football guy crying...ha ha ha that was funny)

Bobby Brown dosn't have his crack stroke grin... ahhhw... I grew accustomed to his face...

Barack married the only BLACK woman he ever dated... he only dated white women until he started thinking about running for office....

Ricki Lake is gone... I didn't like her but watched the show everyday...( I need help)..

I use to love me some Jenny Jones also ( Her old behind... Quincy Jones use to produce that mess...Loved that also...such tramps!)

Montel always had on some forutune teller Slyvia Browne... guess she forgot to tell him... never watch his show... I would rather read than watch his show...(say it ain't so)

hold on I got to scroll down to adress all the things you said... so funny... you are funny!I'll be right back....


Scrubs and ER... Scrubs is suppose to be funny so I can halfway understand that (I never watch a show) But ER.... That show should have been gone when Grey's Anatomy came on the scene....

John Amos was on ER... ( He was on the Tonight Show that's how I know)...


Kevin dateds woman! So happy about that... Gay men has all the good ones...

A lot of black men dates whats around them.... He isn't around you...yet...

Boyfriend is my first white guy...

Keep hope alive... I'm going to check your reponce now...

Have a good one...
Oh you didn't say anything about Star Jones.... Well

I hope Star Jones get's another show... she just needed to be knocked down a little to appriciate life just a little more...


She thought her stuff didn't stink and thought the view was going to die with out her... When she lost all that weight... her head got bigger...

So Star is smart and worked hard.. yada yada...

Take Care

GloZell

Melinda said...

Girl, T.O., Terrell Owens, is the same guy who was up there boohooing. He just didn't have on the monster glasses.

LOL that is funny about Obama. That's too cynical for my cynical self! And they seem to really love each other...maybe he just got sprungLOL!! I aint mad at ya, Obama baby!! lol

Now Kevin, it's not so much that he dates women, it's just a vibe I get from him. My gaydar doesn't ping with him. (the only thing working against him is he's friends with Arsenio lol) I know he has dated his share of black women in the past. I was saying I don't think I'd be his type personality-wise. I read he likes the quiet type & that aint me! SURPRISE!!! LOL!
He still cute though:)

When did Star's show even air??? It must've had like ZERO promo. She kinda reminds me of Jimidy (sp?)Cricket with the weight loss. I wish her the best!!!

GloZell said...

Mel...

T.O. looked different without those moster shades..that's funny...

I'm from Florida..KKK runs rampant... I have only seen them once here in Cal...

I couldn't play Volly Ball becuase the team would run out outside and pass by the KKK headquaters... a shack in the woods with KKK on the side...(they like to hide)

So I was afraid to run with everyone else ( went to a white school and still ended up ghetto...)

Some people think that Obama is just going to erase racist thoughts and people...(it would be nice but..)

Florida is full of swamp area and woods.. most of that is not shown on tv..

When a black person car stop on one of those dirt roads ... you pray that AAA comes insted of KKK...That never makes the news also...

Asenio Hall loves Kevin...Gay men love straight men...It's nice to know that Kevin is secure in his manhood to have all kinds of friends..

If you going to work in California.. some of your best friends are going to be fruity!

Take Car Mel Mel...


GloZell