GloZell is on Perez Hilton's blog, PerezHilton.com

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-15-translating-keha

This is huge!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! I love you, Perez Hilton!!!

I would like to thank Perez Hilton for featuring me today on PerezHilton.com, and THANK YOU, Mia Durante, my Facebook friend, for being first to tell me!

The Wendy Williams Show by GloZell Green

My GLEE AUDITION By GloZell

I won't quit till I'm a star... or a Crackhead... LOL

I love my Silver Fox Friend Bill Hayes... Davey Crockett GloZell

Foot Bananas!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL GloZell Green

Happy Easter!

Ghetto Easter Hairstyles... LOL


The Tomb is Empty! JESUS HAS RISEN... NOW GO ....


to your Easter Egg Hunts

Ricky Martin is a Gay... by GloZell Green

Forever 21... ha ha ha ha I don't think so . GloZell Green

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Could you sit and have dinner with your "Friends" knowing one will betray you and the others say nothing?

I don't care how good the food is... that would be my Last Supper Also

Happy Holy Week / Passover

Blindsided .... by GloZell Green

Nad's Hair removal

Nad's contacted me and want to give me a jar of Nad's to do another video with a better outcome... ha ha ha ha

Re: Killer Whales Kill ...

Hope all is well with everyone... this is a great morning... I have so many videos in my head.

AND... I HAVE to HAVE to do some spring cleaning... I think that will be good for all aspects of my life. Got to clear the clutter...

Thanks so much

(Hope you and Jim are doing better MD !!!! XOXOXOXOX)

Oh yes I don't know where my phone is... see I have to unblock... unclutter.
I'm excited about really doing it.

Thanks

Don't Steal

Stupid Human Tricks... Hee hee hee

Learn how to put on Lipstick ... like a Queen by GloZell

Momma the Drag Queen enjoys giving advice on Make-up

RUDE BOY by Rhianna... and GloZell

How to use a Hula Hoop... HA HA HA ... GloZell

Blah Blah Blah by Ka$ha ... Translation by GloZell

Nurce Jackie cast with a little 91210

GloZell

WTF?... HA HA HA

Ghetto Olympics !!!!

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I will be performing at the World Famous Comedy Store TONIGHT
8433 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, Ca 90069
8PM

Tickest are 15 Dollars plus a 2 drink min. (Soft drinks count)

Thanks so much

GloZell

Outling a Hymn

GLOZELL WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE
8433 SUNSET BLVD.
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069
8PM
TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLUS 2 DRINK MIN

PLEASE COME OUT AND GET YOUR LAUGH ON

Thanks

The Biggest Justin Bieber Fan Ever... HA HA HA

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GloZell Green is doing her stand up at the World Famous Comedy Store This Friday March 12 8pm.( In Hollywood it's across the street from the House Of Blues)
Tickets are 15 dollars plus 2 drink Min.

Come and get your Laugh on!

GloZell

I hate Cilantro...

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WEST COAST SINGER--- A chorus of the Lesbian/Gay Commuinty of Los Angeles

Will have a Cabaret and Silent Auction Saturday March 20th, 6:30PM at Barnsdall Gallery Theatre

4800 Hollywood Blvd.,Los Angeles

V.I.P. Admission $50 (includes gift bag and express line for hosted bar)
General Admission $25

This performance is supported in part by Absolut

(I haven't told them I'm straight... hee hee hee I just like to sing with great people)

They are nice and I like people who like me... it's that simple

Thanks so much

GloZell

Look Younger... ask the Guru

My Favorite Show "MODERN FAMILY" On ABC

The Sugaretts will be singing this Sunday at First Christian Church Of North Hollywood 10 AM. Debbie Caruso, Nancy Severinsen , and Me GloZell Green

Oh Dem Lemons... GloZell

KILLER WHALES... KILL at Sea World... duh

Got Milk? ... Happy Cows stand on the sidewalk?

My Masterbation Story... Ha ha ha

This is how it all got started many moons ago... LOL

Kentucky Fried Chicken Sermon... LOL

Okay it's Sunday and I'm going to church so here is yours. Enjoy... LOL



If you are ever in need of a church home that doesn't judge you for the way you dress, race, gender, lifestyle. Visit First Christian Church of North Hollywood. Tell them I sent you

Elder GloZell Green

Ion Foot Cleanse... Does it really Work? I Think so

That night my legs felt lighter. I wanted to dance and wiggle my toes all day and night.

The next day the stiffness I usually have on my left side in the mornings. NO MORE... it's been great this whole week. So I am looking forward to seeing Dr. Linda Lyden because more and more junk comes out each time. INTERESTING

I will give you my update. So far... so great!

Julia Andrews Washington... Disney Hood

I have to get caught up on the blog. Going to the gym now.

Michael Jackson Lives... At Denny's

Sorry... my computer wasn't acting right! So how amazing is this kid!

Thanks

GloZell

Funny Weddings

What a weekend. I saw Abraham Hicks yesterday!!!! Whoo Hoo and today Fightin'MadMary, her husband Q, SK and Myself are going to the Scientology Celebrity Center for lunch. It's good, beautiful place and cheep. No one bothers you about joining. They have a great restaurant on the property. Just don't bring any swords.... LOL or cameras

Thanks

Tiger Talkes... WOW WEE

I have built a bridge and I'm over the Tiger Woods Story.... GEEZ

I don't need you to sell me. My Daddy is a Pimp

Birdman of Studio City.... ha ha ha

Booty Car Wash.... GloZell

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I don't think I have caught up on my sleep! SK and I are meeting BOB and his wifey at an Indian Resturant for brunch. It's so nice of them. I am sure Bob has something interesting to say... he always does.

I just finish working out... I start back hiking with Par Par tomorrow. AND I am meeting Abraham this weekend. Ester and Jerry Hicks. Can't wait!

Thanks everyone

I am still working out

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I am in a play and have been very very busy/sleepy. So the play will be over this weekend. And I will be back to my crazy wonderful life! Yea!


GloZell

Ha ha ha Is that your breath?

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I am in a play... and it goes up this week. I woke up today at 11.40 AM... geez

I really needed that sleep

Thanks

Nad's Hair removal

I am in a play please come out and support.

For Colored Girls Who have considered Suicide when the Rainbow is Enuf

Los Angeles Valley College 5800 Fulton Ave. Valley Glen Ca 91401


Feb 11, 12, 13 at 8PM

Matinee: Feb 13 at 2PM

Tickets $5 for Seniors/Students
General Admission $10

Reservation Number 818-947-2790

Thank you so much I am Lady In Red

Ghetto Olympics HA HA HA

GloZell Classic "Dark Cats" LOL

Do you have On Star for your car?

My friend Bob wrote this skit for me but I think he should do it!

The Crack Diet! Loose Weight Fast

Got Donk?

You are not alone

Par Par and I hike in the Mornings... one morning after hiking she asked me to go sit with her in church. The church was empty she just had a heavy heart and she said " I feel like I'm distant from God"
After awhile she asked me to play a hymn. I was very happy to be able to do so. We had Our own church service by ourselves
God is never distant from us First Christian Church of North Hollywood... All are welcome

Kelonda's Raunchy Comedy at the World Famous Comedy Store

ASK GloZell.. Is my man a Homo Thug?

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I will be doing stand up tonight at the World Famous Comedy Club on Sunset in West Hollywood tonight 7:30 PM in the MAIN ROOM tickets are 15 Dollars plus 2 drink min.

Come out and get your laugh on!

Itchy and Scratchy... LOL

I WILL BE DOING STAND UP AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE ON SUNSET TOMORROW AT 7.30 PM IN THE MAIN ROOM TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLEASE TELL THEM YOU ARE THERE TO SEE ME
THANKS SO MUCH

At Last By Etta James/ Beyonce

I WILL BE DOING STAND UP AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE MAIN ROOM
THIS FRIDAY JAN 29TH 7.30 TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLUS 2 DRINK MIN.

Live from New York IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

It just doesn't get better than talking about SNL with the man who help create it Lorne Michaels
Thanks so much for the time and the SNL Tips (Why is my bra strap showing AHHHHH!)

Jersy Shore for a Emmy Win? and Bump it hair LOL

Oh the fun with Fightin'MadMary ... and her crazy dog!

AVATAR !!! LOL

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Forms of Flattery... Thanks Rueban Shaw

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Ghetto Lady Ga Ga .... Ha ha ha

My friends on the plane

On my way to Phoenix I sat next to the most interesting people. A woman you had the most beautiful green eyes. Filled with tears. A friend of hers... a coach from years ago is dying and she went to visit her coach along with some other of her team mates from years ago.

Her coach is dying. This is the last time Green eyes will she her coach who really meant a lot to so many... clearly.

Green eyes told the man next to her... "Don't mind me... I will be crying this whole trip"

(I was thinking with my head down about Haiti and this coach and life. Then I asked in my head what am I doing with my life . Am I on the right road... who wants to waste time with time is so short)

Just then the man next to the green eyed lady started talking about The Seth Books.... and Abraham. Ester and Jerry Hicks. It was uplifting to green eyes. We all ended up joking and having a great time on the plane.

I know that helped us all... we really had a good time.

Green Eyes taught me that children are here to teach the parents and if parents knew that... less fighting in the home.

The Man Professor S. taught me how to do sudoku and gave me homework. Do the puzzles that came on our U.S. Airways magazine.

I hope to see you both again Ms. L (Green eyes) and Prof. S
The next flight Pheonix to Burbank! WHOO HOO. I sat next to the friendliest man from Lebanon. He was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo proud of his 19 year old son who is working on his 3rd stripe in the Air Force. He showed me 5 days worth of pictures of his son. And a few jokes. Thanks!
I also sat next to a young lady who was reading a book so I didn't get a chance to talk to her much. I tried before the plane took off " Oh you live in California?" She answered and got to reading.... Book Girl and I ended up cracking up the last 10 mins of the flight! Book Girl is cool

I often wonder about the wonderful people I meet in such a short time on a plane.
I wish them all much success, wealth and happiness.

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MD Visited ME

When MD and her sister Jean was here ( MD reads my blog everyday for the last 2 years and she came to visit)

Mary got us tickets to the Dearly Departed tour

Life is short for everyone so enjoy life!

I am back from Florida/ MD Vistied ME!!!

MD is one of the most faithful friend/follower/fan of this blog and she came to visit.
MD Wanted to go all the places that she saw Fightin'Mad Mary took us too first up MoonShadows in Malibu where we thought we were getting the Octopus drink.


Next was the French restaurant with the fine french waiters

Who cares about Jay Leno... Kelonda

I will be going to Orlando Florida and will be back Monday. Thanks

GloZell

Why I loVe the Tonight Show With Jay Leno

K.D. Lang, Pot and Booty workout... hee hee hee

GloZell's Good Morning America ABC Interview with Sexy Brian Rooney

Brain Rooney interviewed me about being Jay Leno's number one fan and how I feel about NBC moving Jay's time around.

I love the staff of GMA they were soooo very very nice. Great Network.



MD who I met in line at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno along with her sister Jean is in town to meet me. It's been so much fun! I am in touch with so many of my Tonight Show with Jay Leno Family.

NBC thought they were just changing Jay's time... ha ha ha... they changed so much more. I hope they can put things back. I don't know

GloZell on Good Morning America about Jay Leno

I had a great time at ABC... they are wonderful people
I did an interview about Jay Leno going back to his HIS ORIGINAL TIME... THE TIME HE IS SUPPOSE TO HAVE AND NEVER MOVE FROM.

SO GLAD THAT NBC Has come back to it's senses... I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

Now let's see if Jay's audience comes back from the new shows they have started to watch.

My interview didn't air today so who knows when... but it was fun


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Just Text GLOZELL to 69937 or go to Myxer.com/GLOZELL

BRICK dun dun dun nah HOUSE... "Cover This"

The cover band "Cover This" asked me to sing with them on night. Called me from the audience and announce this is GLOZELL FROM YOU TUBE! So kind of them


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GLOZELL WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE MAIN ROOM FRIDAY JAN 15 8PM TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLUS 2 DRINK MIN. THANK YOU


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Forms of Flattery

Gene Simmons Workout

Par Par and I was just hiking and :

Time for some new hair! LOL

My new Perfume... HA HA HA

Mr. GloZell

I need a WEAVE!!!! LOL

First Day... First Lady! LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR HEALTH AND SUCCESS TO ALL!!!!

DOG GONE RAIN COAT! LOL

I DID IT!




HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GloZell is walking the dog... right? I got proof!

WELCOME 117TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!

Yesterday while hiking I ran into the stage manager for the TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO... oooh so cute... beautiful family... ahhhh a boy and a girl. So nice, Mike remembered my name... ahhhhhhh... LoVe him and much much success to him and his family and the restaurant Philly's Best on Olive

Sexy Church

Glo Vs. Dog Vs. Jacket ... LOL

Kid just-a-Shouting

This is the only Sunday where I don't have duty. I'm not Ushering, or giving an Elders message.... hmmmm am I going to church today?... Don't know.
Well here is some church for you and me... LOL

Clearly she is mimicking what she see and hears at church ... LOL

"The First GloZell" By Ramona Graham

WELCOME 116TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!!

http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2173904

I am trying to get it to work... AHHHHHHHHH

You can google Ramona Graham, or go to her fan page on Facebook.

Thank you

GloZell

Christmas Day What Did I Get? ... LOL

WELCOME 114TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHOO HOO!!!
WELCOME 115TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHOO HOO!!!

Santa Claus is coming to town YO... LOL

A fightin Mad Mary Miracle... and dog attack LOL

Merry Christmas Eve Happy Hollidays


Happy Birthday Mommy!

Aretha Franklin makes it look so easy... LOL

I am in a 60'S Girl Group and this is one of our rehearsals

GloZell hosts at the J Spot Comedy Club

WELCOME 111TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!
WELCOME 112TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!

Merry Sunday!

Today is my church Christmas Pageant... so happy. Everyone has worked so hard. I have helped out with the music. So I know all the little ones know their parts.

Okay I am on my way to church so here is some church for you!

Dog Gone... well he tried... LOL

WELCOME 108TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!
WELCOME 109TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!
WELCOME 110TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!

For Mature Adults ONLY....

Got Balls? LOL

YES MORE TIGER!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Foxx in the hole... LOL

WELCOME 107TH FOLLOWER... THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!

Everywhere I go! LOL

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Form of Flattery... Thank you so much!

I know you shouldn't laugh at God's people but... LOL

WELCOME 104TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!!
WELCOME 105TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!!
WELCOME 106TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!!

I am on my way to church so here is your Sunday Program

Should Comics say the "N" Word?

Tiger Woods is a Racist..LOL

I crashed the JACKSON BROTHERS PARTY! LOL

WELCOME 102ND FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!
WELCOME 103RD FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!
WELCOME 104TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO!!!

The Bikini Doesn't fit... YET... Wendie Wilson Boot Camp for Girls

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
WELCOME 101 FOLLOWER... THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOO HOO
This year... I had 10 wonderful followers. I appreciate every one thank you thank you.

MARY Christmas and Happy Hollidays!

WELCOME 96Th FOLLOWER THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOO HOO!
WELCOME 97Th FOLLOWER THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOO HOO!
WELCOME 98Th FOLLOWER THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOO HOO!


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Forms of Flattery... Thanks so much

A Man who is happy to get married!

It's Sunday I had a great time at church. So here is your bit of church

Workout with WendIE Wilson Boot Camp for girls

Leave Tiger Alone!!!! LOL

Tiger Tiger Tiger...

Blind Side and Precious... LOL

THANK YOU 93RD FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO !!!
THANK YOU 94TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO !!!
THANK YOU 95TH FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANK YOU WHOO HOO !!!

All the pretty Race Horse....

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Forms of Flattery... Thanks so much