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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Glo's got the Mavis Touch!

WANDA SYKES IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO.... this is a must watch show... Jay's monologue on a scale from 1 to 10.... 51/2....

some guy from Malcolm in the Middle... (The father)

Musical guest " Cat Power.".. different and good in her class of music... Christina N. invited to go to the Gene Autry Museum will finish blog tonight or in the morning... Thanks...
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I went to the Gene Autry Museum... nice... great food... White people know about everything... I watched Mexican dancers... I had a great time...
TONIGHT SHOW BIZ...

NBC Page Joanna ... nice seeing you... great dark hair color and hair cut....

Every Page.. has someone who... vouches for them... ( in order for them to get the job)

Dear Person who Vouched for Joanna...
Please tell her that her pants a way too tight
and people are talking about her...
Check your people... you help get them a job then don't check on them
they need help...

I don't want to see NBC Page Joanna's... Cat Power... (meow ha ha)
Be sexy on the weekends...(Sorry and Thanks)
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Ex Wolfman... hocks and... doesn't spit... over and over... GROSS... I can't take it....
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Jay if you are being kicked to the curb in a year or so... by NBC,
And you start a new show...
Please don't have the same tired format all the Late Night Shows Have...

Monologue in a suit... interview then..then musical guest... BORING!
You and Wanda was great together.. no late night ...NO LATE NIGHT..
is catering to the Urban audience... it's wide open... LOT O MONEY...

Wanda Sykes was amazingly funny... Vickie R. ( The singer) was slumped over her bongos laughing so hard... If Kevin's guitar wasn't strapped on... he would have dropped it... However... Wanda Sykes... dress was hot mess... The fit was nice... but the print looked like something you see under a microscope... she has great breast ( That Jay comments on a hundred times)

I'm not jealous... Wanda Sykes has chicken legs... she can't wear pantyhose because it pools around her ankles...( nothing to hold on to)

I don't know why but Wanda Sykes is like a lot of black woman... keep the hair natural... then dye it blond color... (there is a black female hairstylist at the Tonight Show... same thing... blond naps)
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO BLACK HISTORY..

White people... you brought us blacks over here on slave ships...
Now I have a deal... I will forget all about slavery if you take back to africa a few people that Black's don't want...

1. O J SIMPSON.... PLEASE TAKE HIM BACK... HE IS EMBARRASING US.. WE DON'T WANT HIM... 2. BOBBY BROWN... HE IS A HOT MESS AND WE THE BLACK AMERICANS NO LONGER CLAIM HIM... WE DON'T CLAIM CRACK HEADS WHO CAN ONLY USE ONE SIDE OF HIS LIP...( AND HE JACKED UP WHITNEY HUSTON... PUT HIM IN THE BACK! )CRACK KILLS! 3 FLAVOR FLAV AND EVERY HOOCHI WHO HAS BEEN ON HIS REALITY SHOW... 4. I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THIS ONE... BUT... MICHAEL JACKSON... HAS JUST LET US DOWN...(STILL LOVE YOU MICHAEL...BUT YOU GOT TO GO... PLEASE WHITE PEOPLE YOU OWE US!... ONE MORE DAY LEFT OF BLACK HISTORY...
DO THE RIGHT THING... PLEASE... LET THOSE PEOPLE GO!

LOVE...
NEGROS, COLORDS, BLACKS, AFRICAN AMERICANS, BLACK AMERICANS
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Oh Bob Perlow stopped by today... it was great seeing him....(The ex warm up guy for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.. who was dumped after the strike was over).... We had a good talk great guy... I told him how everything was going....with John Melendez who is now doing the Warm up... I must come up with a plan... Jay can't leave the Tonight Show... not on my watch.... Zell to the no!
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Dear Conan.. No Body Cares... (NBC) about you...
Because you suck...
We are keeping Jay..
Love... Jeffrey...
( ha ha .. Conan fell for it)
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Dear Jeff Zucker...(President of NBC)
I don't know what happened but
Conan doesn't want the Tonight Show anymore
So crawl on your hands and knees and beg Jay to stay...
HURRY! Before Jay goes to another network and
Kick your AZ in late night ratings... (And Jay has a big foot)
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Dear Jay Leno... My Boo ( looks so good in this picture) My Silver FOX...
You're welcome...

(Ha ha I think that worked!)
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GloZell--- Listen ( Blackula French man. who wants to pitch a business deal to Jay)..
You are wasting your time... You are African!... Jay doesn't help Africans...but
His wife does... So since I am not as purple colored as you... I need you to work with me... more convincing

We are going to Africa.. sprinkle some sugar water on ourselves.. so the flies just love us...
Dance around in the dirt... and maybe I might end up living at Jay's Guest house...
Guess who's coming to dinner Jay... ( I am brilliant)
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Fine! John Melendez... I did catch a T-Shirt... yesterday.. a blue and red hoodie would be nice! Arron doesn't pick me because he said that I am always on the stage... LIER!
Listen here Yellow Man ( if I'm black when I'm brown... I can call him Yellow) John called me on stage once but didn't get to me... that's okay...

One day the "Anti GloZell band will be lifted"... I shall over come!

As for BTT... It doesn't bother me that BTT only picks blonde's with big ole biddies ...
his pops has Alzheimer's and picking girls is BTT's only outlet...

He might get a chair thrown at him when he gets home... I understand that all too well..
Keep picking them BTT... Proud of ya...
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP....

The Tonight Show has black guys coming out the woodwork...
I'm not sure about this one... his name is Michael and he is the Head Engineer...Liar!...
The Tonight Show doesn't have a train!... ( How stupid do people think I am?)
Plus Michael... has... freckles ... FRECKLES!

How many black guys you know with freckles?...( I think I saw one freck move... he paints them on!)
and this is the most non- black thing ever...
Michael rides a bike to work...(that's not the thing)

Michael rode his bike... got hit by a truck... three of his vertebrae are fussed together with titanium... he lives in chronic pain... and he still is riding a bike!... (I don't think so)

(Irv... (The black guy who opened the curtain for Johnny Carson...) moved one set one time got "hurt" and didn't come back for months)

That's white folks Shhh Michael... Riding a bike again... after you got hit... HA!
They jump in the sea get bitten by a shark and go back surfing again with one arm...

So don't try to fool me Tonight Show with your Fake Freckled Metal Back Blacks!

6 comments:

Dan Wereszynski said...

You're right. I do suck and should come see the show before Conan comes and ruins everything. But with landing a new job after getting laid off and everything I have to get adjusted. But hey, I still can come to Burbank for free (perk for working for the airlines).

So, I'll come back. As for my family, they are Florida Fans and plan to move there. They just have to get adjusted themselves. But I do remember promising you and Boyfriend a meal. So, I'll be back. I have yet to experince GloZell's ghetto VIP section.

-Later,
Dan

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

GloZell you went to the Gene Autry Museum without me??? I love that place.

Anonymous said...

The show tonight was great. I loved Wanda, with her sunday morning self. lol @ all her political commentary! I especially laughed at her shaking her can with that angry face. stir it up wanda lmao! her comments on hillary & obama were too funny!!! jay knows he loves some him some wanda!! always flirts with her. I noticed he loves when Black comedians come on and say what he feels is can't. He always died laughing today! That's fun to see.

I didn't really watch the rest of the show 'cause my mom called to see if I watched Wanda ahahaa..

thanks for explaing Wolfman. So you and him both go to the show everyday?! Has Maurice been counting the line? How's his movie going?

Also, put me on your prayer list too! :)

Anonymous said...

opps that was supposed to say "Sunday Morning Dress" ahaha

GloZell said...

Fightn' mad Mary...

Oh... It was nice... love the food!
I was invited by a member and it was free... they had Mexican dancers... great paintings... did I mention the food...

Are we walking up da mountain tomorrow?


Thank You,
GloZell

GloZell said...

Melinda,
Yep... Wanda's dress... it looked better on the screen but... it was such a contrast with her hair...

Prayer list... check... no problem...

A black woman who is funny... Jay can just relax... a black female can say anything...

Jay can't say the stuff she can say... and a black man... he is still in a competiion... men and egos and stuff..

so a black woman... is the perfect match... you can tell... she is the best guest on the show... Arsenio Hall is a hit and miss...


Wolfman come to the show often but not every day... then he will leave for months... then every day for weeks... then once a week...

so...

He is gettin worse... I look at him and feel sorry... but... I need a break from him right now...


Hope all is well with your mommy and family...

Take care,

GloZell