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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

GloZell Featured In The Dartmouth Online Newspaper

I would like to thank Dartmouth University Online Newspaper for featuring me. I appreciate it.

Please click here to check it out. Thanks so much.
http://www.thedartmouth.com/2010/04/26/arts/meme

Caucasian Soulfood ... By GloZell

MD XOXOXOXOXOXOX

MD has been following my blog the longest MD and her sister came and visited and enjoyed themselves MD at the time was a caretaker for her husband Jim for years.
MD and her sister went to so many places saw everything they wanted to see and more. MD met the whole gang!

Thank you MD and sister Jean for the great Visit









MD's Husband Jim went home to meet the Lord Sunday May 2nd.
MD you were the best caretaker anyone could ever EVER have.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Josh Skinner.com Josh interview's GloZell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A9T0v-aM

My computer is working on it's OSCAR cuz it is sho nuff acting up. I can't copy and paste right now. I did an interview with Josh Skinner. It's up on You Tube. Josh Skinner interviews GloZell.

So please check it out. Thanks so much

Monday, April 26, 2010

CHICAGO the Musical and ME!





Cindy and I had a great time ( Thanks for the tickets Cindy! Had a great time)
Support Live Theater!!!!!!
CHICAGO the Musical at the Pantages!

Peace and Blessings to all

Friday, April 23, 2010

Getting ready for the summer? HA HA HA



This video has jumped to one of my top 10.

It has been an amazing month. I have booked more interviews yesterday and other projects are in the works. ( MD YOU WHERE HERE FROM THE BEGINNING) I love those who love me I love those who don't may the Universe Bless us all.

Looking forward to this meeting I have with Perez Hilton about future projects. Perez is a business man and knows what he is doing.

Take Care

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Good Vibrations




I did one radio interview, On on line interview with Josh Skinner... that should be up now. I talked with Perez Hilton yesterday and I will be doing videos that ONLY go up on Perez Hilton.Com and P.H. said I can do whatever I want. YES!!!!

He is very cool to work for. There is a big meeting with his camp about how to shop me around. Interesting... I will just let the Universe do it's thang ... LOL

I am lined up with my success.

(Hey MD ... It's freezing here! I need to take a shower but don't want to get wet so. I will stay cold and funky for now... hee hee hee)

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Lil Wayne and Young Money "Bedrock" by GloZell



Some radio stations are playing clips of my translations before they play the song... GREAT! Just a matter of time before an artist says something in a song about me talking about them... LOL

Thanks so much. Today I have an interview with Josh Skinner. Last nights interview went well.

Thank you everyone!

GloZell

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Don't listen to the Ice Cream!



I have 2 radio interviews and one face to face interview so I better stay away from the powerful Ice Cream ... WA HA HA



THANK YOU ANGEL MD!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO

Friday, April 16, 2010

SECOND TIME ON PEREZHILTON.COM!!!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-16-were-loving-this-chick

I spoke to Perez yesterday and he is amazing and wonderful. I will be working for him.

HI MD!... I have been running around... phone ringing off the hook. Making meetings listening to deals and contracts and such. So I hope all is well with you and Jim)

This is the second video he posted! Please check out all my videos on GloZell1 on YouTube

Thursday, April 15, 2010

GloZell is on Perez Hilton's blog, PerezHilton.com

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-15-translating-keha

This is huge!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! I love you, Perez Hilton!!!

I would like to thank Perez Hilton for featuring me today on PerezHilton.com, and THANK YOU, Mia Durante, my Facebook friend, for being first to tell me!


Sunday, April 04, 2010

Happy Easter!

Ghetto Easter Hairstyles... LOL


The Tomb is Empty! JESUS HAS RISEN... NOW GO ....


to your Easter Egg Hunts

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Forever 21... ha ha ha ha I don't think so . GloZell Green



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Could you sit and have dinner with your "Friends" knowing one will betray you and the others say nothing?

I don't care how good the food is... that would be my Last Supper Also

Happy Holy Week / Passover

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Nad's Hair removal



Nad's contacted me and want to give me a jar of Nad's to do another video with a better outcome... ha ha ha ha

Monday, March 29, 2010

Re: Killer Whales Kill ...




Hope all is well with everyone... this is a great morning... I have so many videos in my head.

AND... I HAVE to HAVE to do some spring cleaning... I think that will be good for all aspects of my life. Got to clear the clutter...

Thanks so much

(Hope you and Jim are doing better MD !!!! XOXOXOXOX)

Oh yes I don't know where my phone is... see I have to unblock... unclutter.
I'm excited about really doing it.

Thanks

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Learn how to put on Lipstick ... like a Queen by GloZell

Momma the Drag Queen enjoys giving advice on Make-up

Monday, March 15, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

Ghetto Olympics !!!!


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I will be performing at the World Famous Comedy Store TONIGHT
8433 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, Ca 90069
8PM

Tickest are 15 Dollars plus a 2 drink min. (Soft drinks count)

Thanks so much

GloZell

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Outling a Hymn



GLOZELL WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE
8433 SUNSET BLVD.
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069
8PM
TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLUS 2 DRINK MIN

PLEASE COME OUT AND GET YOUR LAUGH ON

Thanks

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Biggest Justin Bieber Fan Ever... HA HA HA



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GloZell Green is doing her stand up at the World Famous Comedy Store This Friday March 12 8pm.( In Hollywood it's across the street from the House Of Blues)
Tickets are 15 dollars plus 2 drink Min.

Come and get your Laugh on!

GloZell

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

I hate Cilantro...




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WEST COAST SINGER--- A chorus of the Lesbian/Gay Commuinty of Los Angeles

Will have a Cabaret and Silent Auction Saturday March 20th, 6:30PM at Barnsdall Gallery Theatre

4800 Hollywood Blvd.,Los Angeles

V.I.P. Admission $50 (includes gift bag and express line for hosted bar)
General Admission $25

This performance is supported in part by Absolut

(I haven't told them I'm straight... hee hee hee I just like to sing with great people)

They are nice and I like people who like me... it's that simple

Thanks so much

GloZell

Friday, March 05, 2010

My Favorite Show "MODERN FAMILY" On ABC





The Sugaretts will be singing this Sunday at First Christian Church Of North Hollywood 10 AM. Debbie Caruso, Nancy Severinsen , and Me GloZell Green

Monday, March 01, 2010

My Masterbation Story... Ha ha ha

This is how it all got started many moons ago... LOL

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Kentucky Fried Chicken Sermon... LOL

Okay it's Sunday and I'm going to church so here is yours. Enjoy... LOL



If you are ever in need of a church home that doesn't judge you for the way you dress, race, gender, lifestyle. Visit First Christian Church of North Hollywood. Tell them I sent you

Elder GloZell Green

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Ion Foot Cleanse... Does it really Work? I Think so





That night my legs felt lighter. I wanted to dance and wiggle my toes all day and night.

The next day the stiffness I usually have on my left side in the mornings. NO MORE... it's been great this whole week. So I am looking forward to seeing Dr. Linda Lyden because more and more junk comes out each time. INTERESTING

I will give you my update. So far... so great!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Julia Andrews Washington... Disney Hood



I have to get caught up on the blog. Going to the gym now.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Michael Jackson Lives... At Denny's



Sorry... my computer wasn't acting right! So how amazing is this kid!

Thanks

GloZell

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Funny Weddings



What a weekend. I saw Abraham Hicks yesterday!!!! Whoo Hoo and today Fightin'MadMary, her husband Q, SK and Myself are going to the Scientology Celebrity Center for lunch. It's good, beautiful place and cheep. No one bothers you about joining. They have a great restaurant on the property. Just don't bring any swords.... LOL or cameras

Thanks

Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Talkes... WOW WEE



I have built a bridge and I'm over the Tiger Woods Story.... GEEZ

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Booty Car Wash.... GloZell


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I don't think I have caught up on my sleep! SK and I are meeting BOB and his wifey at an Indian Resturant for brunch. It's so nice of them. I am sure Bob has something interesting to say... he always does.

I just finish working out... I start back hiking with Par Par tomorrow. AND I am meeting Abraham this weekend. Ester and Jerry Hicks. Can't wait!

Thanks everyone

Thursday, February 11, 2010

I am still working out



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I am in a play and have been very very busy/sleepy. So the play will be over this weekend. And I will be back to my crazy wonderful life! Yea!


GloZell

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Ha ha ha Is that your breath?



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I am in a play... and it goes up this week. I woke up today at 11.40 AM... geez

I really needed that sleep

Thanks

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Nad's Hair removal



I am in a play please come out and support.

For Colored Girls Who have considered Suicide when the Rainbow is Enuf

Los Angeles Valley College 5800 Fulton Ave. Valley Glen Ca 91401


Feb 11, 12, 13 at 8PM

Matinee: Feb 13 at 2PM

Tickets $5 for Seniors/Students
General Admission $10

Reservation Number 818-947-2790

Thank you so much I am Lady In Red

Friday, February 05, 2010

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Do you have On Star for your car?

My friend Bob wrote this skit for me but I think he should do it!

Monday, February 01, 2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

You are not alone

Par Par and I hike in the Mornings... one morning after hiking she asked me to go sit with her in church. The church was empty she just had a heavy heart and she said " I feel like I'm distant from God"
After awhile she asked me to play a hymn. I was very happy to be able to do so. We had Our own church service by ourselves
God is never distant from us First Christian Church of North Hollywood... All are welcome

Friday, January 29, 2010

ASK GloZell.. Is my man a Homo Thug?



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I will be doing stand up tonight at the World Famous Comedy Club on Sunset in West Hollywood tonight 7:30 PM in the MAIN ROOM tickets are 15 Dollars plus 2 drink min.

Come out and get your laugh on!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Itchy and Scratchy... LOL

I WILL BE DOING STAND UP AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE ON SUNSET TOMORROW AT 7.30 PM IN THE MAIN ROOM TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLEASE TELL THEM YOU ARE THERE TO SEE ME
THANKS SO MUCH

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

At Last By Etta James/ Beyonce

I WILL BE DOING STAND UP AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE MAIN ROOM
THIS FRIDAY JAN 29TH 7.30 TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLUS 2 DRINK MIN.



Monday, January 25, 2010

Live from New York IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

It just doesn't get better than talking about SNL with the man who help create it Lorne Michaels
Thanks so much for the time and the SNL Tips (Why is my bra strap showing AHHHHH!)

Friday, January 22, 2010

Jersy Shore for a Emmy Win? and Bump it hair LOL

Oh the fun with Fightin'MadMary ... and her crazy dog!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

AVATAR !!! LOL





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Forms of Flattery... Thanks Rueban Shaw

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

My friends on the plane

On my way to Phoenix I sat next to the most interesting people. A woman you had the most beautiful green eyes. Filled with tears. A friend of hers... a coach from years ago is dying and she went to visit her coach along with some other of her team mates from years ago.

Her coach is dying. This is the last time Green eyes will she her coach who really meant a lot to so many... clearly.

Green eyes told the man next to her... "Don't mind me... I will be crying this whole trip"

(I was thinking with my head down about Haiti and this coach and life. Then I asked in my head what am I doing with my life . Am I on the right road... who wants to waste time with time is so short)

Just then the man next to the green eyed lady started talking about The Seth Books.... and Abraham. Ester and Jerry Hicks. It was uplifting to green eyes. We all ended up joking and having a great time on the plane.

I know that helped us all... we really had a good time.

Green Eyes taught me that children are here to teach the parents and if parents knew that... less fighting in the home.

The Man Professor S. taught me how to do sudoku and gave me homework. Do the puzzles that came on our U.S. Airways magazine.

I hope to see you both again Ms. L (Green eyes) and Prof. S
The next flight Pheonix to Burbank! WHOO HOO. I sat next to the friendliest man from Lebanon. He was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo proud of his 19 year old son who is working on his 3rd stripe in the Air Force. He showed me 5 days worth of pictures of his son. And a few jokes. Thanks!
I also sat next to a young lady who was reading a book so I didn't get a chance to talk to her much. I tried before the plane took off " Oh you live in California?" She answered and got to reading.... Book Girl and I ended up cracking up the last 10 mins of the flight! Book Girl is cool

I often wonder about the wonderful people I meet in such a short time on a plane.
I wish them all much success, wealth and happiness.


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MD Visited ME

When MD and her sister Jean was here ( MD reads my blog everyday for the last 2 years and she came to visit)

Mary got us tickets to the Dearly Departed tour





Life is short for everyone so enjoy life!

Monday, January 18, 2010

I am back from Florida/ MD Vistied ME!!!

MD is one of the most faithful friend/follower/fan of this blog and she came to visit.
MD Wanted to go all the places that she saw Fightin'Mad Mary took us too first up MoonShadows in Malibu where we thought we were getting the Octopus drink.


Next was the French restaurant with the fine french waiters

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Who cares about Jay Leno... Kelonda




I will be going to Orlando Florida and will be back Monday. Thanks

GloZell

Monday, January 11, 2010

GloZell's Good Morning America ABC Interview with Sexy Brian Rooney





Brain Rooney interviewed me about being Jay Leno's number one fan and how I feel about NBC moving Jay's time around.

I love the staff of GMA they were soooo very very nice. Great Network.



MD who I met in line at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno along with her sister Jean is in town to meet me. It's been so much fun! I am in touch with so many of my Tonight Show with Jay Leno Family.

NBC thought they were just changing Jay's time... ha ha ha... they changed so much more. I hope they can put things back. I don't know

Friday, January 08, 2010

GloZell on Good Morning America about Jay Leno

I had a great time at ABC... they are wonderful people
I did an interview about Jay Leno going back to his HIS ORIGINAL TIME... THE TIME HE IS SUPPOSE TO HAVE AND NEVER MOVE FROM.

SO GLAD THAT NBC Has come back to it's senses... I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

Now let's see if Jay's audience comes back from the new shows they have started to watch.

My interview didn't air today so who knows when... but it was fun


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Thursday, January 07, 2010

BRICK dun dun dun nah HOUSE... "Cover This"

The cover band "Cover This" asked me to sing with them on night. Called me from the audience and announce this is GLOZELL FROM YOU TUBE! So kind of them


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GLOZELL WILL BE PERFORMING AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE MAIN ROOM FRIDAY JAN 15 8PM TICKETS ARE 15 DOLLARS PLUS 2 DRINK MIN. THANK YOU


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Forms of Flattery

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Gene Simmons Workout

Par Par and I was just hiking and :

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Friday, January 01, 2010

First Day... First Lady! LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR HEALTH AND SUCCESS TO ALL!!!!